I'm Not A Guy, And I Don't Want To Be A Host! (OHSHC x Reader)

(Late) Christmas Special

  Dedicated to all the people who read this shitty story and who like it! Ya'll are what drives this story and my writing. Thank you! 

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(Y/N) POV~

It all happened so quickly. I had no idea what had happened before it was too late. The coldness soaked down into my bones, and my breaths came out ragged. Oh, they were so dead....

"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PUSH ME DOWN!?" Tamaki....Hikaru....Kaoru.....I will kill you tonight....

The three mentioned boys were all cowering, holding onto each other for warmth and perhaps fear as well.
"S-sorry (Y/N).....we didn't mean to hit you so hard...." Tamaki stuttered out, looking anywhere but me. "NO EXCUSES!" I shouted out, slowly trying, and failing, to get my ass off the cold and frozen ground.

Mori finally got some common sense and came over to help me up. "Thank you Mori-Senpai." I said, ragged breaths slowly turning into normal ones. "No problem." Mori responded, turning away to go and stand by Honey once more. Honey, for some reason unknown, was glaring at Mori. 'Maybe Mori did something wrong?' I pondered, brushing the snow off of my butt.

Wait, know is not the time for that. Now is the time for Death!

"Oh Tamaki~, Hikaru~, Kaoru~, want to play a little game?" I cooed, making them shiver in fear.

"No, not really."

"I'm okay, don't really want to play now."

"We're gong to die, aren't we?"

Shaking my head up and down, I slowly walk towards the three terrified boys, all of whom being to quiver in their boots. Literally.

"(Y/N)? We don't have time for this. Please stop your playing around and allow us to begin our hunt for decorations once more." Kyoya stated, pushing up his glasses. "No fair~" I cried out, glaring one more time at the boys before I went and stood by Haruhi.

"Now that That is over with, let us continue." Kyoya said, walking in front of the group.

While on our quest, our group slowly became smaller and smaller. Honey and Mori saw a sweets shop. Haruhi saw a bookstore. Hikaru and Kaoru both saw a jokes shop, making them quickly leave the group. And Tamaki saw a clothing department.

Which left.....Kyoya...and me.....

"OH! Hey! Look at that! Something that I have to go and look at is right over there! Well, see ya Kyoya!" I quickly raced away from the awkward atmosphere that surrounded the death king. Making my way to the first store I saw, I realized that it was a shop that I have never seen before.

"Christmas dresses and toys? Must only ever be open during the holiday." Walking into the store, I noticed that not many people were in here. Looking threw the racks of clothes, my eyes landed on an amazing looking dress. Taking it up into my arms, ran over to the counter. Slamming the dress onto the hard surface, the worker looked up from their book. Startled, they slowly ranged up the price and placed the dress into a bag.

Placing the desired amount of money onto the counter, I grabbed the bag and speed walked out of there.

I saw that all the host were once more together, and that Kyoya had found and bought decorations. Walking out of the mall, we made our way to the limo that was waiting for us.

Tomorrow is going to be fun day.

The next day~~

It's CHRISTMAS!! YAY!! PRESENTS! AND FOOD!........food~~