I'm Not A Guy, And I Don't Want To Be A Host! (OHSHC x Reader)

Physical Exams?

(Y/N) Pov~

Turning my attention away from the falling cherry blossoms, I looked over at Haruhi to see an annoyed look on his face. 'Why is he annoyed? He isn't the one getting hit on.' I thought, confusion clear upon my face.

Suddenly, Hikaru and Kaoru appeared. Hikaru wrapped one of his arms around my waist as Kaoru wrapped an arm around my shoulders. "So, (Y/N), have you decided your elective courses for this term?" They both asked me, Hikaru holding the elective forms in his other hand.

"How about Conversational French?" Kaoru asked me, leaning closer to my ear. His breath tickled my ear, making a small blush appear across my face. "Kaoru, you are in my personal space and if you do not step away right now, I will Maka-chop you." I said, a serious look upon my face.

But instead of taking my threat seriously- which he should have- he instead stayed put, putting more weight upon my shoulder. Holding in my annoyance, I instead decided to ignore what he was doing and answer their questions. "I don't know about that."

"If you're going to take that class, it's take it together. The three of us. Sense we are in the same class-" When they said that last sentence, they turned and stared at Tamaki, who, in turn, looked horrified.

When I looked up from the elective papers, I saw that instead of fighting the twins, Tamaki was instead sulking under a Sakura Tree. Sweat dropping, I looked over at Haruhi, about to ask him what happen when Tamaki began to speak.

"Say.....Mommy?" He asked, still sulking. "Yes, Daddy?" Kyoya popped up, writing on a clipboard. "PFFT!!" I began to giggle under my breath, trying not to laugh too loudly.

"I-I have a new theory. I mean, I'm just thinking here, but it seems that being in the same class, Hikaru and Kaoru get to spend more time with (Y/N) and Haruhi then I do. This gives them a chance to get closer to them, and if that happen-!"

"Tamaki." Kyoya interrupted Tamaki's little speech and smiled a little. " You just now figured that out?" Tamaki then acted like he had been struck by lighting.

A chart suddenly appeared besides Kyoya with two pie charts. One showed how much time me and Haruhi spend with the twin's, and the other one showed how much time we spent with Tamaki. "In on day, the twin's spend about 9 hours of class time with Haruhi and (Y/N). While your contact with them is limited to a couple of hours together at the club. In other words, your contact with both Haruhi and (Y/N) is roughly 3% of their day." Kyoya finished off, putting his little pointer stick away.

"NOO! I don't want to hear this!! I don't want to hear this!!" Tamaki screamed, putting his hands over his ears. He then grabbed me and Haruhi by the collars of our outfits. "Listen you two!! I want you two to stop hanging out with those shady twin's!!" Tamaki said, shoving his face close to ours. "Hey!! Who are you calling Shady!?" Hikaru called out, raising his fist in the air. "Yeah! Take a good look at yourself boss!" Kaoru also called out, raising his hand as well.

Tamaki pulled away from us, realization crossed over his face. "Yes, that's it. Alright then! We can't hide it any longer!!" Turning to me, Tamaki pointed his figure at me and said, " We must tell everyone that you are a girl!! All daddy wants is for you to go back to the girl you used to be!! Surrounded by girl friends and living a wholesome student life!!" Tears began to pour out of his eyes, and a puddle started to form around his feet.

"You the hell are you calling daddy?" I asked him, but it seemed that he ignored me. Grabbing onto my shoulders, Tamaki started to shake me back and forwards, a headache forming in my head.

"Go Back!! Go back NOWWWWWW!" Tamaki screamed in my face, making my headache worse. Annoyed and hurting, I gave Tamaki a . He quickly let me go, but he still screamed about me acting like/changing back to a girl.

"Don't worry boss, you don't have to rush things." "She'll be found out soon enough. Physical exams are only the day after tomorrow." The twin's said, swaying side to side. "Wait, physical exams?" Haruhi and I asked, sharing confused looks.

The other hosts apparently didn't hear us, for they all just stood still for a moment, staring at me. 'Fuckers. They do know that it's rude to stare, right?" I thought, my .

"That's right," Kyoya said, staring at his notepad," I forgot all about it."

"Then that means......there is no way that they wont figure out i'm a girl." 'Shit-!'

"Gah!!!" All the hosts, including Haruhi, gasped out in surprise and realization.

'Whelp, i'm dead meat....'

Time skip~

Tamaki's mind~ (Oh crap)

The air was rich with the perfume of the cherry blossoms. Falling off their branches, they looked like little pink hearts. And there, standing in the middle of it all, was (Y/N).

She was wearing the girls uniform, making her (H/C) shine and pop. Ignoring the whispering ladies that surrounded me, I called out to her.

"Oh (Y/N)!!" I called, pushing my way through the crowd of girls. When she turned around, my breath was knocked out of me. Her stunning (E/C) eyes shined with an emotion that I couldn't place, but it pulled me in.

Finally, I was able to get pass all the other girls and walked up to (Y/N).

"Have you been waiting long?" I asked her. "What's the matter? You look a little down."

"I-I can't help it Tamaki. Everyone keeps staring at me, and- and i don't know why!" She cried out, bringing her hand up to her mouth. 'Cute~' I thought, looking down at her.

Reaching over, I put my hand over her cheek, feeling her face heat up even more then it already was. Grabbing her by the waist, I pulled her close, ignoring the gasps and other shocked sounds from the crowd that surrounded us.

Staring into her stunning (E/C) eyes, I whispered, " Oh (Y/N). They are staring at you because you are beautiful. Don't worry. I promise to protect you no matter what happens."

Her grip tightened on my suit, at the same time she buries her face into my chest. "Thank you senpai. I feel much more safer now."

(Y/N) Pov~

Looking over towards Tamaki, I saw that he had this dazed look upon his face. Not knowing what the hell was going on with him, I decided to stay out of it.

"He must be having a really good daydream!!" Honey said, hugging Usa-chan closer to him.

"To be honest, he is kinda creeping me out." Hikaru stated, slowly backing away from the daydreaming idiot.

Tamaki suddenly jumped up and faced Hikaru. "Jealous Hikaru? This is all part of my plan! While you have been blinded by your jealousy, I have finally seen the outcome of this book!!"

Turning away from the other hosts, who all happen to be grouped together, Tamaki sighed and raised his arms beside him. "Yes! This book is obviously a romantic school comedy. (Y/N) and I just happen to be the main characters, which means that we are love interest."

From the look on some if not all the hosts, I could see that they were clearly upset by what Tamaki just said.

"Yeah...then what are we?" The twin's asked, both looking at Tamaki with bitterness in their eyes.

"You boys are the homo-sexual supporting cast!!" Tamaki stated, pointing at all the other hosts, including Haruhi.

"So, if you please, do not cross this line here." Tamaki said as he drew a line in the ground. 'Where did he find that stick?' I thought, only asking the important questions.

"Hey, listen boss." Hikaru said. "I don't think that you understand." Kaoru said next. "If word gets out that (Y/N/N)-chan is really a girl, then she won't be able to be in the host club anymore." Honey finished off, a sad look crossed over into his eyes.

Tamaki went as still as a stature, finally figuring out what the others have already known for a few hours.

'Idiot' I thought. Looking over at all the other hosts, I couldn't help but think that something really bad was brewing, and that I was going to be the main ingredient.