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Hello !! Your awesome , what way would you prefer to eat people in the most clean fashion ? 

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"HMM...." the Rake scratches his chin. "FIRST, I CHOP THEM UP SO THEIR LIMBS ARE SEPARATED. THEN, I COOK THEM OVER A FIRE SO I DON'T GET FOOD POSIONING. SALMONELLA AND E. COLI ARE THE WORST. FINALLY, I DEVOUR THE LIMBS PIECE BY PIECE." He eats a dead squirrel. "K BYE."

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