Joker: "Hey Brucie I was wondering if we could take a vacation I asked. "Babe Gotham needs me to stop criminals Bruce said. "Come on we need to get out of the house I said crossing my arms. "You do make a good point sweetie Bruce said smiling. "We can go to the beach and rent a hotel room for a week I said. "Alright that sounds fine with me Bruce said.
Bruce: "Hey Richard pack your stuff we're going on vacation I said. "Alright let me get ready Robin said. "Richard is getting muscular I said laughing. He is your son after all joker said laughing. "He's our son babe I said correcting him. "Ok padre I'm all packed up Robin said. "So where are we going I asked. We're going to California joker said jumping up and down. "Sweet i always wanted to go to California I said. "Then let's get on the road joker said grabbing his keys.
Joker: "Alright does anyone need to go to the restroom before we go I said. I have to go number 1 Robin said. "Alright kiddo go ahead but hurry I said. "I will papa Robin said running into the mansion. "I'm back Robin said getting back into the car. "Ok let's get on the road.
*Two Hours Later*
Robin: "Papa are we there yet I asked. "No buddy we probably won't be there today Joker said. "But I'm bored I said. "Play on your phone then joker said. "Alright fine I said getting my phone out. "Papa I'm hungry I said. "I know I am to buddy joker said. "Can we stop at McDonald's I asked. "You got McDonald's money joker said. "No I said with tears in my eyes. "Buddy I was joking calm down joker said.
Joker: "Buddy I love you and everything but if you want to go to Jump City and become a solo hero you need to grow up and man up ok I said. Ok papa Robin said wiping his face. "Can you promise papa that I asked. "Yes papa I promise I'll man up Robin said. "You can't cry because of a little joke Richard I said. "I'm sorry papa Robin said. "It's ok buddy just grow a backbone ok I said.
*Next Day*
Bruce: "What did I miss I asked rubbing my eyes. "Hello sleepy head were almost at the hotel joker said. "About time I said groggily. "Ok here's the hotel building joker said pulling in. "Go check us in sweetie I said kissing him on the lips. "Babe you have morning breath Joker said giving him a mint. "Thanks you're a LifeSaver I said laughing. "Oh your puns joker said getting out of the car.
Joker: "Reservations for Wayne I said. "Are you Bruce Wayne the lady asked. "No I'm his husband Jack Wayne I said. "Alright you guys are on Floor 12 and your room is 312 the lady said. "Thanks ma'am I said. "Babe come on I got the room let's go I said getting the luggage.
Bruce: "Come on Richard wake up we're at the hotel I said shaking him. "Ok Robin said yawning. "Can you carry your luggage I asked. "Yes padre Robin said rubbing his eyes. "We're going to eat breakfast and then we can go to the beach I said. "Yay Robin said jumping up and down.
Joker: "Let's go get some breakfast I'm starving I said. "We go downstairs to see muffins and donuts. "Buddy you can have one muffin and a donut if you want I said. "Ok papa Robin said grabbing a plate. "After this buddy we're going to get our swim trunks on and we're going to swim at the beach I said. "I can't wait Robin said.
Joker: Alright let's get to the beach I said walking out the front door. "Are we walking or driving there Bruce asked. "It's just over there babe I said. "Ok Bruce said running to the beach. "Papa can you throw me in the water Robin asked. "Sure buddy I said picking him up. "Are you ready buddy I asked. "Yeah papa robing said plugging his nose. "I threw him in water and he laughed. "Papa that was fun Robin said. "Thank you for taking us to the beach papa Robin said. "Your welcome buddy I said hugging him.
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