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Ugly Story - PhemieC

I'm a prince and I live in a ship and
I aim my rifle and I shoot from the hip
And I have a friend I pity quite a bit
She said "Grab your gun let's have some
Fun, share with me your perigees
I have responsibilities I cannot run!"

"I do not wish the death of any living thing
I might be a killer, but one day I shall be queen
And put an end to slaughter, but until then I'm keen
On staking claim to land and sea and every fun between"

I played a game with eleven fools
Who told me not to break the rules
But when have angels ever helped me yet
And magic isn't real and anyway it doesn't matter
Cause no matter what I conjure it could not help me deflect

The angry death of every hopeful thought
That I might be a lover or a fighter that I'm not
In someone's spider web or net I could be caught
But, I'm too bitter, better off alone, guess I forgot

So what do you want me to say? Sorry?
Should I apologize when you ignore me?
I didn't ask to be right or to be lonely
Or to be hatched into an ugly story

I'm a prince and I had pair of
Princesses in two sharp squares
But then I guess I bored them both to death
And now I think my calling
Is to break apart and fall to pieces
Better yet invent a brand new method of ascension

I'm impressed, you managed to survive
But rest assured we'd all be
Better off dead than alive
Cause when they get ahold of us
We'll all be batter fried
And I'm surprised that nobody's
Considered switching sides

So here I am, respectfully and royally destroying
Any chance of getting back on your good gills
And I don't mean to be hurtful
But if yellows the new purple
Well then bleeding's the new breathing
Don't you think I will!

I used to wish the death of every living thing
I might be your killer but you'll never be my queen
So out away your laughter
Pack up your hopes and dreams
I'm done with black back - handling
And red pandering, it seems

That I am just pathetic, I won't be overlooked
I'm past the point of fishing to get
Back upon your hook
I've made a manifesto, I've been bested
By a crook, but never more!
I'm planning on reclaiming what he took...

So what do you want me to say? Sorry?
Should I apologize when you ignore me?
I didn't ask to be right or to be lonely
Or to be hatched into an ugly story
To be hatched into an ugly story

Oh my, this pantomime is getting gory..

I'm a prince and I live in a ship...

I'm a prince and I live in a ship...