This is something that randomly came out of my mind, so I hope you enjoy. If not, = - =!! Anyway, short and simple, introducing,..., Creepypasta's on Crack #1... It all starts with...
Jeff: Hey everyone, this is my Sister *points at Clocky, who's not his Sister BTW*
Clocky: Hi
Jeff: *shoves the bitch* No one gives a fuck about you, so shut the fuck up!!! *awkward silence* Anyway this is my Bitch. Everyone, meet Bitch *points at Ben*.
Ben: Me?? *smirks*
Jeff: Who the fuck else am i talking to??
Ben: XP...hmm... EJ?
Eyeless Jack (EJ): *walks in as Ben was speaking**stops eating kidney* Wait...WTF!!! Fuck no!! No way in hell!! Might as well name him Nick so we can call him Lil' Dick Nick. *cricket, cricket(not cool EJ)*
Ben: Hmm, speaking of Lil' Dick Nick, where's Ticci Tic-Tic??
Clocky: Oh, that bastard...he dumped me...now he is in the closet fucking Masky. So over it right now.
Ben: Anyway, EJ, how would you know the size of Jeff's dick?? Did you play the role of a surgeon with him??? XD
EJ: *face palms* you are so lucky that you are a ghost, or I'll ... I'll ... I'll kick your ass.
Laughing Jack (LJ): *laughs, walking in the room* Lil' fucker cannot even speak without stuttering....HAHAHAHAHA!!!
EJ: *blushes angrily* S-stop t-th-that, ... , that is ... not ... hmm, not even something to laugh at!!!!
LJ: HaHaHaHa!!! He just did it the fuck again!! *laughs uncontrollably*
Ticci Toby: *walks in, not dressed completely* Hmm ... why is LJ laughing?? *hallucinates* Hmm, Ah, Aha, ..., and why is Ben trying cosplay Link??
Ben: *Throws knife at Toby's left temple* You fucking idiot!!!! I am not Link!!! And i am always dressed like this!!!!!
Toby: *stares at knife**no pain felt* Oh, i didn't notice that, hehe, would you look at that ... i've been impaled ...
End of Crack #1: There will always be more ... Literally always more!!
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Creepypasta's on Crack
HumorThis is what happens whenever I am alone at my house addicted to Creepypasta's cracked out.
