Creepypasta's on Crack

Crack #8 (crack songs i made up)

Temmie from undertale again: *sings* Ima stupid ass cat and i don't know shit. toby took ma tem flakes and i said "WHOA BITCH" then he called me a rat, and i said "why that?" i chased him, throwing ma shoe...as he ran i shouted "Fook You"

Toby: i'm a waffle-eating man...i subscribed to dan (danisnotonfire). we were best friends, til jeff stabbed him in the end and i don't know what the fuck to do...Masky shoved me through the door, saying "my dick will show you more" then i ate his cheesecake...the thing i could not bake...and he got pppppppiiiiiiissssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeddddd!!!! 

Jeff: my name is jeff and i like to stab. my lover ben sucks my dick, which he love to grab. i don't know why this became a song. or why i'm saying this all day long...ben's the one thing i keep. now he cannot go to sleep.

Ben: listen here bitches. i'm not link. i'm not link. what did he do? do to me? my life is Dead...and you are another blur in my head. but i'm just a ghost...one without love. this is my undead life. i can show you that i'm mis...understood. i am ben, the one, that's drowned...

this was a bored as fuck moment

Slendy: I'm slendy and I am bendy, call me faceless again and these tentacles with fill you plenty