Ok, so for this Crack, i am going to include my friend Essence's personalized character from Undertale. Here is Tem starting us off:
Tem: Hoi I'm Tem!!
Ben: *rises from ground* hello mother fucka!!
Tem: Has anyone seen Tem's Tem Flakes??
Ticci Toby: *walks in, with a plate of waffles with a bowl of Tem Flakes* Huh? Da fuck is a gray rat doing here??
Ben: *smirks* Dis my fwend, Temmie.
Tem:_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_ W-wait!! What dis man doin' to me Tem Flakes???
Ticci Toby: *points at cereal* you mean these fucking fruity pebbles?
Masky: Did you know, according to black people, the term "fruity" means gay???!!! : 3
Ticci Toby: Yes, we all know you are gay!! Move along!!*laughs* Ha ... Gay Pebbles!! *sits down* places the Tem flakes on the waffles. One more thing ... *grabs Masky's cheesecake* Ah! Aha! Voila! Perfect. Now this is ready for Toby!!!
Masky/Temmie: *jaws drop all the way down to hell**god damn*
LJ: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I GOT THE JOKE!!! FRUITY...GAY...HAHAHA!!! THAT'S FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE!!!
Everyone else: *stares* you are slow as shit LJ!!
LJ: well i guess you can say i'm ...
Sally: *walks out of bed in Teddy Bear nightgown* Don't say it ...
LJ: I'm ...
Everyone: NO!!
LJ: *grabs Sally's bear* unbearable
SHUT THE FUCK UP LJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Creepypasta's on Crack
HumorThis is what happens whenever I am alone at my house addicted to Creepypasta's cracked out.
