Creepypasta's on Crack

Crack #2

                                    Here Toby goes ... Part 2                                     

Masky: *in tune of Frozen**to Toby* Do you want to build a cheesecake?

Toby: *talks fast-paced* Nobody give 2 fucks about your cheesecake!! Because I love waffles better.

Masky: What do you love more, Me or waffles?

Toby:*blushes**Idea pops into mind* Only you on a counter not wearing anything but waffles and butter and syrup, my Masky-dearest.

Masky: ...!

Masky: *Frozen, again* Ok bye ...

                                        -15 minutes later-

Toby: *taps on Masky's shoulder, annoying him* HEY MASKY! HEY MASKY, HEY MASKY,   HEY MASKY, HEY MASKY,   HEY MASKY, HEY MASKY,   HEY MASKY, HEY MASKY,   HEY MASKY, HEY MASKY,   HEY MASKY, HEY MASKY,   HEY MASKY, HEY MASKY,   HEY MASKY, HEY MASKY, HEY MASKY, HEY MASKY, HEY MASKY, HEY MASKY,  HEY MASKY, HEY MASKY,  HEY MASKY, HEY MASKY,  HEY MASKY, HEY MASKY,  HEY MASKY, HEY MASKY,  HEY MASKY, HEY MASKY,  HEY MASKY, HEY MASKY,  HEY MASKY, HEY MASKY,  HEY MASKY, HEY MASKY,  HEY MASKY, HEY MASKY,  HEY MASKY, HEY MASKY,  HEY MASKY, HEY MASKY, et cetera.

Masky: *pissy faced* WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT??

Toby: Hi, masky.

Masky: *face palms**sighs* Hi??

                         -Later- :<

Slenderman: *making breakfast* Making pancakes, making bacon-pancakes. making bacon and i put it in a pancake. Bacon Pancakes!!! *walks to table* *Startled by Toby* AHH!! oh ... it's just you. Hmm, alright Toby, what do you want?

Toby: To ask a question ... : 3

Slenderman: Alright, let's hear it ... better not be stupid ...

Toby: : 3

Toby: Do you have a Facebook?

Slenderman: *facepalms* 

Toby: Tee Hee!! <3

Slenderman: i hate u. so fucking much that i can rip off your face.

Toby: *lols* at least i have a face. hehehehehe

Toby (To be/ Toby)(lol) continued...