Not getting involved

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Walking out of the room I sigh. "This is not part of the plan! Damn you Edward!" I curse. My motherfucking  HUMAN cousin is pregnant with a VAMPIRES sperm.

Well they didn't cover this in health class.
Heading back into the room I see Bella's quite huge baby bump.
"It wasn't this big yesterday." She says to Carlisle who is in full Doctor mode.

"Hey Edward." I say. "Yeah?"
"Nice going." Edward glares at me.

"How was I supposed to know?" He growls at me. I growl back. "Maybe fucking use condoms? Or maybe go easy and slow! Not fucking go all bull riding, cause one it hurts in the beginning stupid and sexond." I snort at my pun " She's human! Did you not think about Aro or anything!" I say.

Edward slaps me. The whole room is now quiet.

"Oh my gosh Willow I didn't mean it! I don't know what came over me." Edward apologizes.

"Ya know what figure this out on your own and when you have to your baby killed don't come crying to me! Also don't lay a hand on me again or next I will kill you." I kick Edward in the nuts and walk upstairs to go father Calla and a few things.

They want an immortal child so fucking be it. I'm not getting involved. Not this time.

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