Random Me

When Fairytales Collide

A/N: This was a parody short story/poem that I did in a group in class. The work belongs to the other authors and myself.

A freezing howl of a wolf came to my ear,

Petrified, I knew the monster was near.

Colossal teeth, eerie and big,

Wailed, 'Have you seen three little pigs?'

'Yes, by the gingerbread house,' I sighed,

'Thank you. Bye, bye!' He cried.

Strolling by, grandmother's house was no more,

Instead, a tall tower, without a door.

Near it, was a prince who was blind,

'I can't find my grandmother,' I whined.

'Rapunzel is in the desert,' the prince complained

'It's a very long story,' he explained.

'Come ride on my horse with me.'

'Fine, if only there is no fee.'

'Starving, my stomach rumbled,

This is hopeless,' I mumbled.

But compared to the prince, I was a champ,

For he found nothing when I found a lamp.

I rubbed it with my bright red coat,

Then there stood a magical creature afloat.

He spoke, 'You have three wishes, and I'm at your command.

For the first one, what do you demand?'

'I really want some food, I'm hungry,

If not, I will rage and become very angry.'

He clapped his hands, which turned green,

Slowly, appeared three rotten beans.

I threw them at the ground because of the mold,

Then I got so furious, that my mother would scold.

Suddenly a stalk grew to the gateways of heaven,

I didn't know what to do, for I am only seven.

'Ugh, at least give me something baked,'

Then I appeared in something like swan lake.

'Can I at least get an apple, or something to bite?'

Then I appeared in the house of Snow White.

POOF! Unexpectedly, the magical being ran away,

Then I knew of once, that I was astray.

I cried, for grandmother's house is not seen,

Suddenly, there was a fairy, which looked so clean.

'I'm your fairy godmother, dear child,

And I'll guide you back to grandmother,' she smiled.

'Bibbidi bobbidi boo, off you go', she said.

Now I was next to grandmother's bed.

There she was, I was scared, I should have run,

But instead, but I pulled out my gun.