"Good schools" don't pay the rent.
What a scam.
The Big State U did it good enough.
Graphic arts degree
A hatred of bodies
And here we are.
My magic fingers will cure all your ills.
As long as it fits in an 800x600 pixel screen, anyway.
All those psycho Christian groups try to make you believe this is what we really do to models.
They aren't wrong.
My own body is stocky, my lips pierced more than once,
My computer and my touchpad are my magic wands.
I'm an unexpected and sinister fairy godmother.
But I'm good at what I do.
Maybe it's not looked well upon or it's uncreative,
But regardless of what they say,
I will make you
Flawless
For a price.
