Are we dancers? [Phan]

Be friends first

"Well Dan, it seems like you just need to grow some testies and ask him to coffee."

I sat up and turned to face her fully.

"Says the one with a vagina."

"Hey! I won't bring it up, but you know I'm not the only one in this room with a vagina."

I glared at her for a second then laid back down so my head rested on her shoulder.

"What if that's an issue? What if he does end up liking me- not likely, but hypothetically- and once he finds out, he hates me?"

She started stroking my hair since she knows it calms me.

"Oh sweet baby Daniel, just get to know him first, become his friend."

I groan in response.

"I know it's boring, but I also know you, you rush things too much, just let this be not one of those things and it'll be fine."

Sigh, I hope so.

"Yeah.. You're spending the night right?"

"Why would I ever want to go home? Your house is so much less... Yelly."

I giggled lightly to that.

"That's true, well since you're not leaving, I'm just gunna pass out on you, thanks goodnight."

"You little twat, my arm is going to fall asleep and it'll be your fault."

I fake snored.

"Mmm sorry no one's home, leave a message after the BEEEEP."

"You suck."

And that was the last thing said before I reluctantly moved and we both fell asleep.