Yami bakura x reader scenarios

The Resemblance..sort of

AU! Bakura knows about yu-gi-oh, it's just a coincidence that it's accurate, black butler crossover AU aswell

It's 10 20 something pm here so this is probably unorganized and just a post of randomness

" why the bloody hell does he look like me only........he looks perverted? Am I right?" Bakura was ranting about black butler, and undertaker showed his magnificently covered face and Bakura almost flipped a table but he did throw a pillow, " who is he and where can I find him? Is he real! What the bloody hell!" He ranted on " I know him, he's married to a good friend of mine, she's a reaper like him and she owns a shop not far from here" you said actually texting her play by play of Bakura's rant" well let's see her" Bakura got up quickly" let me text her, her shop has catnip and we don't want you high" you explained texting her

Y/n - hey are you busy?
Coffin lover-  HEHEHEHEHEHE
Y/n- WTF
Coffin lover- sorry he took my phone and used Siri..... And no I'm not busy, I closed up shop early, adri needed help
Y/n- mind if me and Bakura came over?
Coffin lover- PRIME LAUGHTER
Coffin lover- your gonna have to tell a joke and he may take my phone agian be warned
Y/n- right..........
Coffin lover- BISCUITS

" ok we can go" you said before Bakura  wrapped his arms around you" pervert or not" " no he has a wife " you said grabbing your f/c coat while Bakura put on his black one
," y/n where the hell are we going?" He asked you while you both walked," to...the undertakers " you said, you swear you saw Bakura's hair start spiking up more in fear," hey skeletons, dead body's, coffins, your type of thing eh?" You elbowed his arm" I deal the death blows I don't play with then afterwards," he said quickly

After a bit of walking you were at the undertakers " let's go y/n" Bakura said bravely, you could hear the fear in his voice, you opened the door and walked in with Bakura following you

"Heh heh heh, what have we 'ere, a lovely couple lookin for a coffin perhaps? Or a little information~ " a creepy voice said, the place was black if that didn't help , Bakura was holding your arm and the room was lit dimly with candles" adri your terrifying them" a soft voice said before all the candles went out in one go, Bakura screamed, a moment later a few larger candles lit the area, it was a lot brighter and you could see your friend Sabrina" hey, you two alright? " she asked leaning to one side " yea, and where's undertaker?" She continued "you mean you can't hear him laughing his ass off Right now?" You said hearing him laughing loudly in the next room," I live with him, I'm immune at this point in time," she said leading you two to where the undertaker fell out of a coffin," shit,..." You heard Sabrina say holding her nose, you realized that the undertaker had part of his chest exposed, the coffin must have caught his clothes, " I-I'll be back " Sabrina said before running off into the back" well sorry bout that " he fixed his clothes the best he could before throwing on his coat, you realized bakeua was just staring at him and undertaker started back, they both said in sync" why does he look like me a bit," they both just eyed each other. You waited till Sabrina composed herself before handling this .

She was back and looked at the two," well then, call me a dead and stuff me in a coffin, you two are like a messed up mirror" Sabrina said looking at all this
" about putting you in a coffin, No, if I am in that coffin with you, then yes " undertaker said pulling Sabrina  close," heh hey he looks like yumi Bakura " undertaker said looking at Bakura," yes it's me and your the undertaker, basically the king of reapers..." Bakeua mutters hiding behind you" calm down Kurra he doesn't bite unless you take a cookie "you said as Bakura walked closer to the undertaker, undertaker stood up and kinda towered over Bakura, Bakura was 5'7, undertaker was easily 6 foot at least, or was it his boots," Sabrina how is he tall?" You asked as the two males disappeared, excitingly taking about skeletons " ask his danm boots, it takes him over 20 minutes to put them things on, " she fiddled with a necklace
" so -"
" no he is 6 foot, the boots add 5 inches " your mouth dropped " what the hell" you looked at Sabrina " does he fall, please tell me he has the moments" you begged wanting to know" everyday " she said, before leading you to her shop," we just left them there " she nodded " Bakura  needs a friend and they will get along, trust me " she said handing you a bowl of cat nip " take what you need, entire bowl if needed "

After you managed to peel away Bakura from undertaker and say your good byes he was begging you to take him back " Y/n pleeeeaaaseeseeeee, he was going to teach me to hold a scythe " he laid on his back " Y/nnnnnnnnnn" now you knew why  Sabrina gave you the cat nip, you sprinkled some on him, meme fashion and his eyes were large pools of red  " nyan~" " ahh much better " you said before hearing your phone go off
It was the undertaker actually using his phone
Da coffin maker - bring back Bakura!
Y/n- no he is on catnip
Da coffin maker -SABRINA GAVE YOU WHAT
Y/n - cat nip

New message
Coffin lover- adri is now on the floor with pools of green eyes, should I feed him cookies? I think I put a bit too much reaper nip in his tea
Y/n- try and I'll do the same to Kurra and you know it was worth it

You put your phone down and smiled giving him a cookie ,Bakura licked it before nibbling on it," this was worth it " you said quickly before Bakura pounced on you" cookie" you smiled and kept feeding him cookies