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(Sung to the tune of the Christmas song Silver Bells)
(Lyrics in italics are refrains, they echo the previous lyrics but softer)
Funny Smells
Funny smells
funny smells
funny smells
funny smells
funny smells are
coming from you
Oh they're bad
oh they're bad
they're really bad
they're really bad
my goodness what
did you eat
Grandma's dying
Kids are crying
the dog ran away
as the neighbors all boardup their windows
Grandpa's scootin
mom keeps tooting
as the wall paint fallsdown
but she just keeps righton
making those
Funny smells
funny smells
funny smells
funny smells
funny smells are
coming from you
Oh they're bad
oh they're bad
they're really bad
they're really bad
mother what on Earth
did you eat
(cont'd)
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