🌞 RAPUNZEL 🌞
| julia x david |
DAVID: So you like frying pans too
JULIA: mhm
DAVID: holy shit we do have a lot in common
JULIA: yeah
just don't cut my hair or istg
i will shove the handle of this frying pan up your European asshole
DAVID: WTF
okay then
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🌹 BEAUTY AND THE BEAST 🌹
| sophea x adam |
MRS. POTTS: Adam istg pls calm urself down
CANDLE DUDE (Lumiere; supposedly Francis Bonnefoy would have this role but this is the 2nd generation and Sophea's father so): oui oui deep breaths
CLOCK DUDE (arthur is perf for this role but then again he's 1st generation so lmAo): yes master don't scare the girl
ADAM: i n e e d
t e a
MRS. POTTS: sigh
right away, master
SOPHEA: wowie
*continues on with her book entitled 50 shades freed*
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👠 CINDERELLA 👠
| vanessa x valentino |
VANESSA: my mom died when i was little
VALENTINO: o damn
how was she like?
VANESSA: she was courageous, kind, and
dios mio
i remember her last words to me were "have courage, and be kind"
*starts to cry*
VALENTINO: aw come here bella *pulls her close to comfort her*
and your father?
VANESSA: he was a noble man yes
sure he remarried but he never forgot about my mother and he still loved her
and then
sigh
he died
VALENTINO: damnn
VANESSA: and then i was left with my stepmother and my stepsisters who were cruel and fucking bossy
VALENTINO: harsh
you know, you can just marry me and--
VANESSA: pUTA MADRE
IT'S MIDNIGHT D I O S M I O
VALENTINO: o
u know u can still stay what is wrong with midnight
VANESSA: I HAVE TO GO SORRY BYE
VALENTINO: WAIT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN YOUR NAME YET
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🐬 THE LITTLE MERMAID 🐬
| leilani x joseph x sirena |
SIRENA (guam, the mermaid): *watching from a distance in the sea with dark aura all over* i saved him... just wtf is that girl doing...
LEILANI (hawaii, the human girl): *helping Joseph on his feet*
JOSEPH (the prince): I heard a beautiful voice
LEILANI: oh
you must be imagining things hahahah
SIRENA: *sHRIEKS*
JOSEPH: wait
leilani, do you hear that?
LEILANI: nah
let's go back to the castle, your highness
JOSEPH: whelp ok then
SIRENA: o hell
*swims back to the bottom of the ocean to find the sea witch*
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🌸 MULAN 🌸
| rayyan x anong |
ANONG: *breathes* ok i must do this
for dad
and, mom is very strong
and
oshit i might die
but i will die with honor
lmao i still don't get why the army doesn't accept female warriors
RAYYAN: *grabs Anong by the shirt* you-- *looks down*
*sCREAMS*
ANONG: *sCREAMS*
BOTH: *sCREAMS*
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🔹ALADDIN🔹
| kham x ??? |
KHAM: ah yes it feels so good to be single and a thief
no girls to bother me
*POLICE SIRENS IN THE BACKGROUND*
whelp there are cops to bother me tho
*runs away*
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more will be added later.
