Dare: Prank each other

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Adam: *in the library, sipping on tea, reading Harry Potter*

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Adam: *in the library, sipping on tea, reading Harry Potter*

Others: *hiding behind random places in the room, snickering*

Joseph: *the one who made the book cover Harry Potter, but the contents inside are actually all from Fifty Shades of Grey*

Julia: *the one who placed a drug in his tea so he can go cray cray*

Adam: ....

...

What is happening...

I LOVE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY 😍😍😍😍

I WONDER IF THERE'S 69 SHADES OF GREY

OR 69 SHADES OF RED

YAAAYYY

Rayyan: Okay this is too much, how dare you to do this to my br-

Julia: *grabs him and covers his mouth* SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP--

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Adam: *locked in a cage, pretending to be Harley Quinn*

Joseph: hueheuhue gay

Vanessa: *texting* *with the others watching over her shoulder*

Joseph: ...Sandali...

akin ba yun?

Vanessa: ...*looks at phone* Uhmmmmmm

Joseph: *snatches phone away from her* WTF

YOU JUST HAD TO FUCKING SEND THIS TO GUAM--

The rest of them: *had all vanished, leaving Joseph alone with a caged Adam*

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Vanessa: I'll just go and take a shower.

Rayyan: Alright. Have fun. ;-)

25 minutes later...

Vanessa: *comes out of the room with dyed green hair*

...

Who.

Switched.

My.

Shampoo.

The rest of them (including Joseph, but excluding Adam bc he still drugged): *had vanished*

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Sophea: *having a nap*

Vanessa: *puts terrible makeup on her face*

The next morning...

Sophea: *wakes up* *yawns* *stretches* *stares at the sun* What a wonderful morning to feel beautiful, as always~

*gets up*

*goes to the bathroom*

*sees herself in the mirror*

*SCREAMS*

*birds flocking away*

*anything made of glass gets broken*

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Anong: Omg! I'm going on a date! Eeee, I'm so excited! I even bought a new dress!

*goes to her closet*

*sees that the dress is torn into pieces*

.....

*FLIPS A TABLE* I WILL FIND WHOEVER TORE THIS, AND I WILL KILL YOU!!!

Rayyan: oh shit

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The Next Day...

Anong (who came to Rayyan's house at 5 AM): *finally managed to calm down*

Rayyan: *patting her on the back* I'm so, so, sorry. I ruined your date. *hand searches for the glasses he placed on his bedside table, only to feel shattered pieces of it* .....

FUCKSHITMOTHERFUCKINGHELLBITCHASSHOLEMOTHERFUCKINGSHITDIPSHITFUCKTARDDICKASS

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Kham (currently in Myanmar): ...*receives a letter on his doorstep*

*picks it up*

....

THEY KIDNAPPED MY MOM...?

*crumples paper*

*gets on a motorcycle*

After a long drive to Laos...

Kham: WHERE'S MY MOM!! *kicks doors open*

Laos: *having a meeting with her boss and some Laotian politicians* ...Kham?

Kham: THEY'RE KIDNAPPING YOU--

Laos: Huh?

Laotian President and Politicians: ??

Laos: *sigh* I see you've been pranked by your friends again.

Kham: FUCK.

Laos: LANGUAGE, YOUNG MAN

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Hadji: *sees durians, which are actually cacti that are carved to look like durians* ....DURIANNNN 😍😍😍😍

*runs after the 'durians'*

*gets pricked a lot*

*SCREAMS*

ASEAN kids (except Vanessa): *laughing*

Vanessa: *pushes through them* whAT IS GOING ON

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY PRECIOUS HADJI

*hits all of them with a bolo* *runs to Hadji and hugs  him while crying* MINDYYYYY ARE YOU OKAYYY???

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Kham: *trims a small part of Julia's hair while she didn't notice him*

Julia: *gASPS* HOW DARE YOU--!!

Kham: What? I only cut a smalll bit of your ha-

Julia: CAN'T YOU SEE I LOVE TO KEEP MY HAIR LONG??? *raises a sword* NEVER. CUT. MY. HAIR!!

ASEAN kids: *vanishes*

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