Servamp: Never Have I Ever

Round 17

The next day...

Hyde: Ow... my whole body's sore. You didn't have to be so rough, Lichtan.
Licht: It wouldn't be called a punishment if I wasn't, shit rat.
Hyde: True, but it hurts to even move now.
Misono: How'd you even make it here then?
Hyde: Licht carried me when I was in my hedgehog form.
Misono: I see.

Ding dong!!

Lily: That's weird. Isn't everyone here already?
Mahiru: Looks like it, but then... who's at the door?
Lily: I don't know.

Lily walks over to the door and opens it. Immediately, a girl with dark black hair storms in.

Lily: How rude!!
Girl: Whatever. Is Kuro here?
Lily: Who's asking?
Girl: Never mind. I'll find him myself.

The girl starts heading towards the living room.

Lily: Hey, you can't just...
Girl: Shut up!! You're not the boss of me!!
Lily: *mumbles* What a brat.
Girl: I heard that!!
Misono: Lily, is there a... You!!
Girl: I have a name, shorty!!
Misono: Hmm...Is it...bitch?

The girl grabs Misono by his shirt collar.

Girl: You think you're real hot shit, don't you?
Kuro: Put him down!!
Girl: Oh, there you are Kuro!! *lets go of Misono* It's been awhile.
Misono: Ow...
Tetsu: Miso, you alright?
Misono: Yeah.
Kuro: *angry* What the hell do you want...Saori?

Saori slowly walks over to Kuro.

Saori: What do I want? Let's see... How about I just show you?
Kuro: No thanks. I'd rather you just tell me.
Saori: Too bad. That's not an option.

Before Kuro could react, Saori put her lips on top of Kuro's and started kissing him.

Mahiru: 😡😡😡😡
Tetsu: Someone's definitely not liking this.
Hyde: Um...nii san? Shouldn't you like, I don't know, pull away or something?!
Kuro: I'm tryi- mmph!!
Mahiru: *to Saori* Get your fucking lips off of him right now or else!!

Saori stops kissing Kuro.

Saori: Or else what?
Mahiru: *summons his spear* You die.
Sakuya: Oh shit.
Saori: Ooh, I'm so scared.
Kuro: Mahi- mmph!!
Saori: Quit talking, will ya?

A dark aura surrounds Mahiru and everyone slowly backs away from him.

Misono: The look on his face is pretty scary.
Licht: Yeah. Not to mention, he's acting a lot like neko san does.
Sakuya: Actually, Mahiru's worse.
Tetsu: How much worse?
Sakuya: You know that insane pink haired chick from Mirai Nikki?
Hyde: Yuno, right?
Sakuya: He's like her.
Mikuni: So then, Mahiru's a yandere?!

Sakuya looks back at Mahiru but nods his head.

Licht: Oh god.
Sakuya: He seems to be resisting this time though. Maybe because Sloth is here.
Misono: This time?!
Sakuya: *whispers* Mahiru's killed six people, and only one was a girl.
Hugh: That's pretty hard to believe.
Saori: *pulls away* Well, my work here is done. Peace out suckers!!

Saori walks out and everyone hears the front door slam shut. Kuro starts wiping his mouth with his sleeve.

Mahiru: My boyfriend was kissed...by a whore!! I need a drink.
Kuro: How'd she even know I was here?

Mari turns to Kuro, a guilty look in her eyes.

Mari: I told her that I was gonna be here.
Kuro: Seriously?!
Mahiru: Sakuya, get me a drink!! Now!!
Sakuya: I will, right after one round. Sound good?
Mahiru: Ugh, fine!!
Tetsu: Miso, what's it say?
Misono: I don't know yet. It's still loading. Oh, never mind. It finished. Okay, so it says, Never have I ever....fired a gun (It actually said shot a gun, but I corrected it).

Jeje and Mahiru drank from their cups.

Mikuni: Not really surprised that Jeje drank. He fires a gun all the time during a fight.
Jeje: I also fire it at you when you refuse to give me your blood.
Mikuni: True.
Sakuya: Did you really fire a gun before, Mahiru? Or did you just feel like drinking.
Mahiru: Of course I've fired one before. How do you think I killed those six people without getting a single blood stain on me? *covers his mouth* Shit, I said too much.
Kuro: What did you just say?
Mahiru: Um.... I think I need some fresh air.

Mahiru rushes out before Kuro could say a word.

Kuro: Did Mahiru really just say that? Did he really kill six people?
Hyde: Um...
Kuro: Did he or did he not?!
Sakuya: He did. Back when we were still in high school.
Kuro: Why would he do such a thing though?
Sakuya: The answer's pretty simple: He was jealous. He didn't want anyone getting too close to you.
Kuro: I see. Well, I better go find him. I'll see you guys later.

Meanwhile, at Mahiru's place, Mahiru had gone through about ten bottles.

Mahiru: Empty. *throws bottle*
Kuro: That almost hit me in the face, you know.
Mahiru: K-Kuro!! W-When did you get here?
Kuro: Just now. Anyway, we need to talk.
Mahiru: Let me guess, you want to break up.
Kuro: *surprised* What? Of course not!! We only just back together a couple of weeks ago... Why would I want to end it already?
Mahiru: Maybe because I'm a cold-hearted murderer.

Awkward silence.

Kuro: Mahiru...
Mahiru: "Humans are such cruel creatures." That's what you said when we first met. Well, you were right. We are indeed cruel.
Kuro: You're different.
Mahiru: Am I really? I killed six people, Kuro. I tied them to a chair and shot them continuously until they breathed their last. And you know something? I actually enjoyed it. All their pain and suffering.
Kuro: ...........
Mahiru: I'm terrible, aren't I?
Kuro: Maybe a little bit, but despite all that, I still love you.

Mahiru looks away from Kuro.

Mahiru: Did you even hear a word I said?
Kuro: I heard every single one, but I don't care. My feelings for you won't change. I...love you, Mahi.
Mahiru: I love you too, Kuro.

I've been running out of ideas lately so...