"Marco's Bitch" (Götze) : Sofiaaaaaaaaaa
"Baddest Bitch" (Sofia) : Mariooooooooo
"Marco's Bitch" (Götze) : we want to meet you :(
"Marco's Bitch" (Götze) : well, the other guys do, I've already met you lol
"Baddest Bitch" (Sofia) : ehhhh I'll pass
"Robin" (Reus) : Marc will be there ;)
"Baddest Bitch" (Sofia) : now I'm definitely not going
"Smiley Boy" (Weigl) :
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"Smiley Boy" (Weigl) : come on, you can't deny you want to see this face irl
"Baddest Bitch" (Sofia) : 1. he's wearing a Barca shirt so ew. 2. HE'S ANNOYING
"Robin" (Reus) : 1. stop lying. 2. STOP LYING
"Baddest Bitch" (Sofia) : if I was in Dortmund right now I'd slap you round the face multiple times
"Robin" (Reus) : come to Dortmund then! You can actually slap me!
"Baddest Bitch" (Sofia) : nahhhh
"Baddest Bitch" (Sofia) : i'm not coming to Dortmund
"Marco's Bitch" (Götze) : FALSE. THE BVB VS FCB MATCH IS IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AND I REMEMBER YOU ALWAYS TRAVEL TO THEM
"Baddest Bitch" (Sofia) : okayyyy, your point is?
"Baby Erik" (Durm) : we're going to find you
"Baddest Bitch" (Sofia) : calm down with the serial killer talk Erik
Reus removed Bartra from the chat
Reus added Unknown to the chat
Unknown : um?
"Robin" (Reus) : hallo Kai <3
"Baddest Bitch" (Sofia) : you better not have just added my brother
"Robin" (Reus) : nope
Havertz : Sofia? what the hell are you doing chatting with Dortmund players?
"Baddest Bitch" (Sofia) : it's a long story bro
Havertz : ok then
Havertz : why have I been added?
Passlack : KAI????
Havertz : FELIX????
Passlack : <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Pulisic : ;(
Passlack : CHRISTIAN ILY TOO
Pulisic : ayyyyy <3
Havertz : anyway
Reus removed Sofia from the chat
"Robin" (Reus) : BASICALLY
"Robin" (Reus) : we want Sofia to date Marc
Havertz : Bartra?
"Robin" (Reus) : yep
Havertz : she thinks he's really good looking
"Marco's Bitch" (Götze) : I FUCKING KNEW ITTTTTTT
Havertz : she'd never admit it bc she doesn't like BVB
"Robin" (Reus) : omggggg yessssss
Pulisic : this is gonna be an amazing ship
Havertz : she's stubborn af tho so good luck
"Marco's Bitch" (Götze) : trust me, Mario & Marco pro matchmakers will make this happen if it's the last thing we do
"Robin" (Reus) : ^^^ 100% customer satisfaction
"Marco's Bitch" (Götze) : ^^^ rated no.1 in Germany
"Robin" (Reus) : anyway ty Kai <3
Havertz : np but if anything happens to her I will literally kill you
Havertz : like you will not live another day
Havertz : your heart will stop beating quicker than you can say sorry
Havertz : okay? :)
"Marco's Bitch" (Götze) : yes Kai
Havertz : good :D
Passlack : BYE KAI
Reus removed Havertz from the chat
Reus added Sofia to the chat
Reus added Bartra to the chat
"Robin" (Reus) : there we go
Passlack : hey you didn't give Kai enough time to reply to me ;(
"Robin" (Reus) : sorry Felix
Passlack : whatever :(
Pulisic : ya still got me
Passlack : <3
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Group Chat ~ bvb
FanfictionThe Bayern Munich physiotherapist is added to the Borussia Dortmund groupchat, and like they all say, what could possibly go wrong?
