(A/N : I changed it so that now Sofia's brother is Kai Havertz bc they look more alike and I have a slight obsession with him atm I mean look at how precious he is! ^^)
"Marco's Bitch" (Götze) : guess who's eating pizza rn?
"Baddest Bitch" (Sofia) : I want pizza :(
"Marco's Bitch" (Götze) : come join me!!!!!!
"Baddest Bitch" (Sofia) : once again I live in Munich
"Marco's Bitch" (Götze) : yeahhhh but you can take the weekend off to watch our match!
"Baddest Bitch" (Sofia) : doesn't really work like that Mario
"Smiley Boy" (Weigl) : well it should ;(
"Baddest Bitch" (Sofia) : I miss you all dw i'll see you soon
"Baby Erik" (Durm) : that better be true bc Marc is depressed
"Marcy" (Bartra) : I miss you :(
"Baddest Bitch" (Sofia) : awhh I miss you too <3
"Baddest Bitch" (Sofia) : also BFF?
"Smiley Boy" (Weigl) : yesss?
"Baddest Bitch" (Sofia) : Kimmi says he misses you so much and next week he's gonna kill the player who injured you
"Smiley Boy" (Weigl) : ;( what a babe
"Baddest Bitch" (Sofia) : me and him decided to kill him together
"Smiley Boy" (Weigl) : I LOVE YOU GUYS SMH
"themostboringhumanonearth" (Castro) : awhhh young love!
"Smiley Boy" (Weigl) : hey i'm not that young
"themostboringhumanonearth" (Castro) : hmmmm come back to me when you've grown a beard
"Smiley Boy" (Weigl) : I can grow a beard!!!! just not a full one ;(
"Robin" (Reus) : tbh you can grow one better than Mario
"Marco's Bitch" (Götze) : tf for your information i have two beards
"Baddest Bitch" (Sofia) : huh???
"Robin" (Reus) : i'm confused is than an innuendo orrrrrr?
"Marco's Bitch" (Götze) : the one on my face and Ann-Katherin
"Meme King" (Pulisic) : HOLY FNDKGJFD WHAT???
"Baddest Bitch" (Sofia) : MARIO?
"Baby Erik" (Durm) : UMMMMM
"Ous the man" (Dembélé) : wait i'm confused????????
"Marcy" (Bartra) : a beard also means a fake girl/boyfriend used to cover up homosexuality
"Ous the man" (Dembélé) : WAIT SERIOUSLY????
"Marco's Bitch" (Götze) : lmao surprise
"Baddest Bitch" (Sofia) : omgomgomgomgomg
"Meme King" (Pulisic) : im dead
"Albino" (Schürrle) : well I'm just gonna start off by saying we support you 100% Mario <3
"Papa" (Sokratis) : ^^^^^^
"Manni <3" (Bender) : we love you regardless
"Baddest Bitch" (Sofia) : ily and am so proud of you
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Group Chat ~ bvb
FanfictionThe Bayern Munich physiotherapist is added to the Borussia Dortmund groupchat, and like they all say, what could possibly go wrong?
