If You Give A Guy A Condom

Hey guys! Yes, yes, I know... You all are dreading the long, boring author's note...

Luckily I'm only writing a short one! This is basically an intro to my new story- If you

Give a Guy A Condom. Thanks for reading.... I'll upload the first chapter tonight, if possible!

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Intro-

I wake up to the sound of blaring cars, a stupid news show, and a sleeping freshman.

God Help Me.

To make things worse- I have school today....

CRAP! I know I'm late before I look at my phone, so I barely glance at the screen before running to my walk in closet, quickly grabbing a fitted Abercrombie t-shirt and denim short shorts, changing as I brush my teeth. Taking a hand through my knotted auburn hair, I stuff it in a side ponytail, grab my wallet, books, and phone, and race out the door in record time; reaching my high-end red corvette just in time. I race through the neighborhood, dodge traffic, and make it to school about twenty minutes late. Not wanting to face the wrath of Mr. Bates, the evil Biology teacher, I grudgingly walk into class, ready to get lectured about my 'lack of responsibility' and my 'Irrisponsible attendance record'.... Only to see a new teacher sitting at Mr. Bates desk instead. "You must be Kalei. I see you have joined us for the last 10 minutes of class. How thoughtful!" he mockingly sneers. Who crawled up his butt and died? I mean, seriously! Unfortunately, I choose to look up and catch his gaze just as I was sitting down at my desk.

I gasped, not wanting to belive it.

"Hello, Ms. Harrington. I'm Jake, your new teacher... Or Mr. Roberts. I'll be your new biology teacher..."

I am astounded. Speechless. Horrified.

Why? Because- the 'teacher' at the desk.... Is my current boyfriend!

WHY?! Why ME?!