knock knock - johnny seo

three

creep:
what do you call a fake noodle?

yerim:
idk what?

creep:
an impasta!

yerim:
i'm not impressed

creep:
i thought for sure that one would
at least make you smile

yerim:
well you thought wrong

creep:
clearly. you're just sitting there
bored as usual.

yerim:
oh so you're in this class? that
narrows things down a bit.

creep:
opps my bad

yerim:
i'm one step closer to finding out
who you are

idiot:
nooo i don't want you to
find out

yerim:
why? are you insecure?

idiot:
hell no i'm the sexiest man alive

yerim:
i'll be the judge of that

idiot:
if you don't think i'm good
looking, i will personally pay
for you to get your eyes checked

yerim:
wow thanks for the offer

idiot:
no problem! i can't have my
yerim walking around blind

yerim:
"my yerim"?? since when do
i belong to you?

idiot:
sorry, i must've typed "my"
by accident

yerim:
oh ok

idiot:
can you send me a pic of
the notes after class?

yerim:
why can't you just write the notes
while we're in class?

idiot:
i'm lazy

yerim:
but you're willing to do it at home
during your free time?

idiot:
i guess not but it would be
nice to at least have a picture
of the notes. so can you send
them to me?

yerim:
no. get them from one of your
friends. don't they take notes?

idiot:
my friends? taking notes?
those idiots probably don't even
know how to pick up a pencil

yerim:
oh so they're just as bad as you

idiot:
hey, i'm not that bad

yerim:
keep telling yourself that. now
stop texting me so i can take my notes.

idiot:
ok bye yerim