knock knock - johnny seo

thirteen

stalker:
what did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

yerim:
i really don't care but i have a feeling you're going to tell me anyway

stalker:
oh sheet

yerim:
ha

stalker:
did that make you smile?

yerim:
almost

stalker:
almost is not enough

yerim:
sorry to burst your bubble but i don't think you'll ever see me smile

stalker:
my heart, it hurts

yerim:
call a doctor

stalker:
:(

yerim:
:/

stalker:
so how was your date with taeyong yesterday? are you enjoying his company?

yerim:
it was really fun. he's a great guy. probably the most amazing guy i've ever spoken to.

stalker:
even more amazing than me?

yerim:
i've never actually spoken to you. speaking and texting are two different things.

stalker:
you have spoken to me several times. you just didn't know it was me.

yerim:
hmm.... can i make another guess on who you are?

stalker:
go ahead

yerim:
is this yuta?

stalker:
wrong again

yerim:
ughhh i'm starting to get annoyed

not yuta:
don't worry. you won't have to wait much longer hopefully.

yerim:
good bc your terrible jokes are getting on my nerves

not yuta:
does everything annoy you? everything but taeyong?

yerim:
pretty much

not yuta:
do you think you and i could ever be friends? after you find out who i am of course.

yerim:
idk probably not

not yuta:
why do you say that?

yerim:
i don't get along with people

not yuta:
you get along with taeyong

yerim:
he's different

not yuta:
so you're saying i'm just like everyone else

yerim:
i'm not saying that

not yuta:
what are you saying then?

yerim:
forget it. i have to go.

not yuta:
i'm sorry if i upset you

not yuta:
yerim?

not yuta:
please try to forgive me for questioning you like that. i don't like when you're mad at me.