knock knock - johnny seo

nine

stalker:
what did the sushi say to the bee?

yerim:
what

stalker:
wasabi

yerim:
i don't get it

stalker:
it's funny bc "wasabi" sounds kind of like "what's up bee"

yerim:
it's not funny though

stalker:
you have a terrible sense of humor

yerim:
thanks

stalker:
only you would take that as a compliment

yerim:
thanks

stalker:
you're so annoying

yerim:
then stop texting me

stalker:
i don't want to

yerim:
well then i must not be that annoying

stalker:
yeah, you're really not that bad. i think that once you warm up to me, you might actually be really cool.

yerim:
i am pretty cool

stalker:
i'll be the judge of that

yerim:
so... you still stalking me?

stalker:
i'm not stalking you. i'm just watching you from a distance.

yerim:
that's stalking

stalker:
whatever. i'll stop "stalking" you soon.

yerim:
if you keep this up for too long, i might call the cops

stalker:
you wouldn't

yerim:
you don't know that

stalker:
....please don't call the cops. i swear i'm a good person.

yerim:
hmm i'll think about

stalker:
thank you

yerim:
you shouldn't thank me yet

stalker:
i'm going to leave before i end up pissing you off

yerim:
why would you piss me off?

stalker:
idk you just seem really unpredictable and i don't want to take my chances

yerim:
ok... bye

stalker:
bye