knock knock - johnny seo

five

idiot:
what do you call an alligator in a vest?

yerim:
oh please tell me i'm dying to know

idiot:
an investigator!!

yerim:
*claps slowly*

idiot:
did that make you smile?

yerim:
nope. you'll have to try again tomorrow.

idiot:
:( why won't you smile?

yerim:
i have no reason to smile

idiot:
you have no reason to frown either

yerim:
i guess that's true

idiot:
see! now smile!

yerim:
no

idiot:
whyyyyy

yerim:
i'll smile when i find something worth smiling over

idiot:
i'm sure you'll smile when you find out who i am

yerim:
i doubt it but ok

idiot:
i doubt nothing

yerim:
why are you so confident?

idiot:
someone as perfect as me has every reason to be confident

yerim:
nobody is prefect

idiot:
i am

yerim:
in your eyes

idiot:
in everyone's eyes. what are you doing?

yerim:
reading

idiot:
for fun???

yerim:
yes

idiot:
you're such a nerd

yerim:
you're such an ass

asshole:
am not :(

yerim:
you should pick up a book some time

asshole:
gross i will never read for fun

yerim:
what's wrong with books?

asshole:
they're all boring unless they have pictures

yerim:
you have the mind of a child

asshole:
but I have the body of a man

yerim:
you're still basically a child though

asshole:
whatever. i just prefer movies.

yerim:
i like movies just as much as the next girl but books are where the real fun is at

asshole:
want to go see a movie with me after you find out who i am?

yerim:
sorry, i don't date children

asshole:
who said it was a date? lmao i meant as friends since i don't think you have any. i'm trying to be nice.

yerim:
i'm leaving

asshole:
noooo come back :(((