Hello by Adele.
Did you fart?, cause you blew me away.
Are your parents retarded? because you sure are special.
My love for you is like diarrhoea ....I can't hold it in.
Do you have a library card? cause i'd like to sign you out.
Are you a parking ticket? cause you've got FINE written all over you.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Cause you look magically delicious.
Are those space pants? Cause your bum is out of this world!
Don't believe in love at first site? should i walk by again?
Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only Ten I See.
My name isn't Elmo! But you can tickle me anytime you want to±
Hi! You can comment what type of jokes you want me to post because I do take requests! And also please vote!
XxxRachael <3
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Funny jokes.
RandomJust some funny jokes that i like. if you like it feel free to like and comment and follow me!
