Sorry, wrong number [Yoonmin AU]

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stalker: min yoongi.

yoongi: damn

yoongi: you really are a stalker aren't you

stalker: change my name already

yoongi: how do you know i havent changed it yet?

stalker: 7th sense

yoongi: i like that song

stalker: omg you listen to NCT??

yoongi: maybe

stalker: thats cute

yoongi: cute? how exactly

stalker: idk just accept the compliment

yoongi: so how do you have my instagram?

stalker: i dont give out my ways

yoongi: oh please

yoongi: i bet it was in your recommended or something

stalker: ...

stalker: im not confirming nor denying anything

yoongi: i can still block you any moment you know

stalker: what no wait no why I told you my name and my age

yoongi: thats not enough

yoongi: you can lie

yoongi: for what I know you can be a pedophile or something

stalker: okay true

stalker: you've heard my voice, isn't that enough to proof im a normal 19 year old?

yoongi: hmm, not really

yoongi: you barely even spoke

yoongi: send me a picture

stalker: like a nude or what

yoongi: dont go that far if you dont want your ass reported

stalker: okay okay i was joking

yoongi: now send me a picture

stalker: but im ugly i dont want to

yoongi: now you are just increasing my assumptions that you are indeed a pedophile

stalker: why are you using so long words tho you sound like a grandpa

yoongi: watch it, kid

stalker: okay okay hold up

Yoongi turned off his phone after he waited 5 minutes for the boy to answer.

He knew it wasn't a pedophile on the other end but he was curious to see this Jimin guy. He couldn't really imagine what he looked like.

Yoongi stood up from his bed and went to the fridge looking for chocolate. He didn't find any. Taehyung.

"Jesus Christ Taehyung, I bought so much chocolate two days ago. Are you even a human?" he sighed and grabbed a boll with some strawberries.

There was no sound from the younger's room so Yoongi went over and peeked inside seeing a curled up Taehyung on the floor ready to cry.

"Oh my god what happened" Yoongi rushed to him and kneeled down next to the brunette with worry in his eyes.

Taehyung paused what he was watching and looked at Yoongi ready to cry his eyes out.

"Hyung, I'm on episode 18 on this really good kdrama and... and my Han Sung is dying" his expression was sad and hurt like he was the one dying.

"Damn it Taehyung, you scared the shit out of me for a moment oh my god" Yoongi sighed loudly and pushed his friend back (not hard tho) who continued watching his favorite drama with sobs leaving his mouth.

Yoongi went back to his room with the strawberries that he loved so much and laid back on his bed.

He expected to see a message from his stalker but there wasn't any.

stalker is typing...

yoongi: seriously its been 15 minutes what the fuck is taking you so long

stalker:

stalker: slow internet sorry

yoongi: you are literally text messaging me, you dont need internet for that

yoongi: also holy shit

stalker: ???

yoongi: im betting my life that aint you

stalker: sorry?? that's exactly me

yoongi: no way in hell I'll believe that

stalker: why not?? omg it is me whats so unbelievable

yoongi: jimin

yoongi: are you seriously telling me

yoongi: that you are this

yoongi: hot

stalker: im not sure how to respond to that

yoongi: me neither let's pretend it didnt happen?

stalker: nahh im totally screenshooting this

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evil park jimin

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