Sorry, wrong number [Yoonmin AU]

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jimout👌: hey so i have a question

yoongay👐: great i have one too

jimout👌: oh

jimout👌: what is it

yoongay👐: you go first

jimout👌: aw come on we're not 5

yoongay👐: you started first now tell me

jimout👌: okay so we've been texting a lot for the last couple months

jimout👌: and i still dont know much about you

yoongay👐: wait what

yoongay👐: dont play innocent we know each other thanks to your stalking ass

jimout👌: true

yoongay👐: im glad tho

jimout👌: CHEESY

yoongay👐: im honest really

jimout👌: hweunriehjtrm

yoongay👐: what

jimout👌: dont mind me im having a moment

yoongay👐: take your time

jimout👌: okay but why are you still talking to me

yoongay👐: what do you mean?

yoongay👐: why wouldn't I?

jimout👌: idk im weird

yoongay👐: what are those mood swings jimin

yoongay👐: you aren't weird

yoongay👐: i mean you are but in a good way

jimout👌: how can someone be weird in a good way

yoongay👐: im not really sure but you are doing it

jimout👌: oh

yoongay👐: im trying to say that you havent given me a reason to stop talking to you

jimout👌: why tho

yoongay👐: ugh i dont know

yoongay👐: its just easy to talk to you and i like that

yoongay👐: even tho you dont really talk to me but i think you get what im trying to say here

jimout👌: that was so nice oml

jimout👌: since when are you nice to me

yoongay👐: hey im always nice

jimout👌: fine fine

jimout👌: whats the thing that you wanted to ask me

yoongay👐: are you straight

jimout👌: i think we both know the answer

jimout👌: why are you asking

yoongay👐: honestly i was just curious

jimout👌: and you?

yoongay👐: what about me?

jimout👌: you like dick or nah idiot

yoongay👐: i mean

yoongay👐: it depends on whos dick it is

jimout👌: what about mine

yoongay👐: you are too young to know what dick is

yoongay👐: or to actually have one

jimout👌: im 19

yoongay👐: still

jimout👌: dont dodge the question grandpa

yoongay👐: im not into little kids

jimout👌: you are into me tho

yoongay👐: where's the lie

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