Sorry, wrong number [Yoonmin AU]

[9]

stapler: who is this?

stalker:

yoongi: woah that's such an old photo

yoongi: where did you find it?

stalker: look at my name

yoongi: right.

stalker: you really havent changed it yet have you

yoongi: well what do you want me to call you

stalker: just use my real name

yoongi: its boring

yoongi: so what are you doing on my twitter

stalker is typing...

yoongi: this photo is older than you

stalker: you

stalker: are

stalker: 3

stalker: years

stalker: older

stalker: not 100

yoongi: true

yoongi: im a lot more wiser tho

stalker: however

stalker: say whos that boy on the photo?

yoongi: why do you want to know so much?

stalker: no reason

yoongi: oh then if its not important i won't tell you

stalker: he isnt like your boyfriend or something right

yoongi: ew tae is like my little brother

yoongi: I love him but not like
that

stalker: ill take that as a no then

stalker: where is that from

stalker: and are there more photos of you in a suit?

yoongi: stop stalking me

stalker: im not stalking you

stalker: if anything, im admiring you

yoongi: that was so cheesy omg

stalker: lets pretend i didnt say it please :')

yoongi: nahh im totally screenshoting this

Do you want to change 'stalker' to 'admirer'?
YES/NO

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