Sorry, wrong number [Yoonmin AU]

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haven't done a double update in a while

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kiddo🍼: YOONGI

kiddo🍼: HEY

kiddo🍼: I SEE YOU ARE ONLINE ANSWER ME

kiddo🍼: I GOTTA SHOW YOU SOMETHING

kiddo🍼: ITS URGENT

kiddo🍼: HOW DO I SUMMON YOU

kiddo🍼: YOONGI

oldie☎: what is it are you okay??

oldie☎: also - with pictures of you

kiddo🍼: AH

kiddo🍼: HERE YOU ARE

kiddo🍼: what about my pictures

oldie☎: you can summon me when you send them

kiddo🍼: THAT WAS REALLY CUTE

oldie☎: now tell me what's going on

kiddo🍼: AH RIGHT

kiddo🍼: if your name is Agust-

oldie☎: oh my god jimin i swear to fucking god

kiddo🍼: -can I hop on your D?

oldie☎: jesus christ

kiddo🍼: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

oldie☎: you are so horny sometimes

kiddo🍼: well then i suggest you do something about it (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

oldie☎: but you blush when you look me in the eyes

kiddo🍼: shut up

oldie☎: and thats really adorable

oldie☎: don't change i really like that in you

kiddo🍼: whats up with you

kiddo🍼: you are cheesy again

oldie☎: im tired because of work

kiddo🍼: so you are kind when you are tired?

oldie☎: you can say so

kiddo🍼: note taken.

kiddo🍼: ill use that against you in the future

oldie☎: evil minion

kiddo🍼: hey im taller than you

oldie☎: yeah you wish

kiddo🍼: be careful old man

kiddo🍼: i know more things about you than you do for yourself

oldie☎: shut up and go to bed, its late

oldie☎: kids need 8-10 hours sleep, remember?

kiddo🍼: yeah yeah of course

oldie☎: oh and also

oldie☎: yes, my name is Agust.

kiddo🍼: wait what

oldie☎: ^ read again your pun, idiot

kiddo🍼: oh

kiddo🍼: OH

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WHO IS HE

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