How To Be A Mafia Boss (KHR and Assassination Classroom) (R27)

Chapter 8: Tuna fish's Vacation

There was a knock coming from outside the Decimo's office.

Tsuna groaned. He hadn't slept a wink. "What do you want...Karma?" he mumbled. He heard a laugh from outside. 

"As expected of you hyper intuition Tsu-chan~ You never fail to amuse me." The door swung wide open and revealed a smirking Karma. Tsuna frowned. "I don't remember giving you permission to enter."

"Eh?? Don't be like that. We haven't seen each other for so long! Don't you remember what we've been through?" Karma faked a pout.

"I clearly remember...that the things we've been through weren't that...pleasant as you remember them. Putting that aside, what brings you to my office at 4 in the morning?" Tsuna looked at his attire. "And you're even wearing your casual clothes. It's too early to be awake."

"Ah, about that. Reborn told me about you not being able to sleep so I brought you coffee. He said you probably plan on not sleeping all day today."

Tsuna narrowed his eyes. "He's damn right about that. I'm going to catch that stalker. But why would he ask you to bring my coffee? Sounds suspicious..."

Karma shrugged as he walked closer to Tsuna, handing his a cup of steaming espresso. It was tempting. He glared at the cup.

"How mean! I didn't put anything in it!"

"What's even more surprising is that you didn't, really." Tsuna sighed but decided to trust Karma. "Thanks." He drank everything in 3 big gulps.

"Your welcome. Shall we put everything behind us Tsu-chan?"

"Your asking me to forgive you? Now?" Tsuna stared in disbelief.

"Yup!"

Tsuna smiled. "Well...since you made me coffee and all, sure."

"Great!" Karma moved a little to the left. 

Tsuna's head suddenly hurt. "What..."

"Tsu-chan...enjoy your trip, neh?" Karma smirked.

Tsuna heard someone from outside the door. It was Lambo. If Tsuna wasn't having a headache, he would've asked in his mind why Lambo was awake early in the morning. 'Is he sleepwalking?!'

Before he had time to think this through, a familiar black circle found it's way towards him. It was then half a second later, that Tsuna realized it wasn't a black circle. It was Lambo's bazooka!

Poof!

A pink smoke covered him, and just like that, he was gone...leaving Karma behind. "Good thing your hyper intuition is not that active in the morning Tsu-chan~" His plan worked perfectly. 'You gave me your word...Decimo.'

The pink smoke submerged...and it revealed a much taller Tsuna. 

Karma smiled again. "Nice to meet you, future Tsu-chan!"

To his surprise man smiled. "I see you haven't changed, Karma. What torture are you going to face this time once my younger self's back?"

Karma chuckled. "Don't sweat the details! It's not like I'll die! Haha!"

The future Tsuna sweat-dropped. "You might Karma...you just might..."

5 minutes passed..but younger Tsuna didn't return. Karma only smirked even wider. 'Nice assist, Reborn!'

. . .

10 Years in the Future

Sicily, Italy

After 5 minutes...

Tsuna could only say one word. 

"Shit."

And that was when Tsuna realized...he fucked up. Gianini modified that freaking hell bazooka, again. Without his permission! Or maybe...

"Damn you Reborn. I'll fucking kill you and Karma for this."

He looked at the bag on the ground and began searching through it. There was a letter.

Dame-Tsuna,

I'm giving you a day of vacation. Make the most of it. Keep out of trouble.

-Reborn

He didn't know where he was at the moment because he hasn't really explored the whole Italy. And it seems to him that his future self was alone...and on a vacation. He looked around...'The beach, huh? Not bad future me...not bad.' 

Well. if he was going to be here a lot longer, he should probably enjoy this little vacation. Tsuna smirked in victory.

This is not so bad after all. Maybe he shouldn't really kill Karma and Reborn? Tsuna nodded and smiled. "Yup...I shouldn't kill them." 

One thing bothered him though. But he pushed the thoughts aside. He looked through his bag again. Besides the letter there was money, a T-shirt, a pair of shorts, a face mask, a jacket, a cellphone (probably his), sunglasses, a gun...and...

"A fucking speedo?!"

 He wasn't surprised by the gun. It was only a day of vacation after all. Good thing his future self wasn't dumb enough not to bring a gun with him. But...just as Tsuna said...

  "A fucking speedo?!" He found himself repeating. He couldn't believe his future self would bring this thing with him. It was probably Reborn. He'll pass on that. Of course he wouldn't wear something that embarrassing. 

No...no....he wouldn't.

He really wouldn't.

10 minutes later...

People were staring at Tsuna. Or one speedo wearing Tsuna. (A/N: *smirks*)

He could only mutter one thing.

"Dammit..."

Tsuna cursed at the security guard. Fucking dress code. Can't people swim with casual clothes on?!

"Scusami...(Excuse me...)" a girl beside him asked. Tsuna's eyes immediately saw her inappropriate choice of clothes. He couldn't help but click his tongue. 

"If people like you could wear that, I don't know why I can't wear normal clothes," he muttered under his breath.

"Che cosa? (What?)" the girl asked.

"Niente di niente. Avete bisogno di qualcosa da me? (Nothing at all. Do you need something from me?)" Tsuna smiled. The girl blushed.

"Uh..uh...uh...."

'UGHHHHHHHHHHH' Tsuna groaned in his mind.

"I miei amici si stavano chiedendo se potessimo fare una foto? (My friends were wondering if we could take a picture?)" She gestured to her other girl friends. "...con te? (with you?)"

So that was it. Tsuna blinked. "Sicuro (Sure)."

"Veramente? (Really?) " The girl seemed to jump in joy. "Grazie!!! (Thank you)"

Tsuna grabbed her camera. The girl was startled. Tsuna pointed the camera at them and immediately clicked on the capture button without warning.

"Done!" he smiled the best as he can. "You're welcome." He turned his back not even realizing he switched language.

The girls fainted and had major nosebleeds.

. . .

Tuna fish's vacation is not over yet! Sorry for not updating in a while. If you have questions or corrections don't hesitate! Don't forget to vote, comment and follow! Especially comment because I love those!

I used google translator. Hope this is fuckin' accurate enough. Love you all!

~Ambidextrous18