How To Be A Mafia Boss (KHR and Assassination Classroom) (R27)

Chapter 13: Who is He?

Present Time

Vongola Mansion

"Aren't you guys hungry?" Future Tsuna asks as he started eating the strawberry shortcake...for breakfast.

"Juudaime!!!" Gokudera split the maids and butlers in front of him and rushed to his boss.

"Ah, good morning, Hayato!~" he smiled.

Gokudera fainted.

"Haya-chan, you alright? Haha!" Yamamoto appeared from behind.

"Shut up baseball freak! I'm fine!" Gokudera suddenly stood up after the moment his heart stopped beating. "Anyway! Reborn-san! What's the meaning of this?!"

A chuckle resonated in the dining room. Reborn appeared from behind. "I don't know." He smirks.

"What-"

"Nurufufufufu...it appears it isn't Tsuna-kun from our time! Who might this young man be?"

"Ahhhh! The U M A!!!" Gokudera takes his notebook and pen and starts taking notes.

"He won't be approachable for a certain amount of time." Future Tsuna sighs.

"Oh? Why is that?" Koro-sensei asks as the bomb genius surrounds him.

The answer he received was a smile. "Let him be. After all, he's been so busy lately."

A group of people coughed.

"We're still here you know," they've chorused. "And who are you? You look like Sawada-san yet..."

Future Tsuna stood up from his seat. Time stopped as he rushed to the person who was interrupted in what she was saying.

"W-w-w-what is it?" she stuttered.

"The thing...you were saying earlier..." he smiled as he looked at her.

"Huh?"

"What you were about to say...I would like to record it. Give me my phone," he said without taking his eyes off her. The maids and butlers blinked at his extended hand.

They watched as Reborn placed a small device on Future Tsuna's hand.

"Go on~!" Tsuna smiled. "You said I 'look like Sawada-san', right? Yet...come on. Continue~!"

"Uhm..." The girl glanced at her other classmates giving them a look. They just shrugged.

"You l-look like Sawada-san yet...cuter?"

"N O!"

"Uhm...smarter?"

"Nooooo!"

"Oh! Stronger!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"I know! I know! Sexier!"

"Oooh~ Hotter!

"NAAAAAAAAAW!" Tsuna sighed.

Reborn chuckled. "Too bad dame-Tsuna."

Tsuna smirked. Reborn raised his eyebrow at the response he received.

"You still call me 'dame-Tsuna' huh?" He smiled.

The hall fell silent. Reborn blinked.

"I guess no one is ever going to call me 'taller'. You all suck."

He stood up. "I'm going to look for clothes. You might actually accompany me and make my life less of a misery...Reborn." He walked straight to the door as everyone watched him.

But before he closed the door, he smirked, turning his head. "Unless...you might want to strip me down with the only one I'm wearing."

The door closed.

Everyone looked at one person.

"What the hell are you brats staring at?" Reborn told them with a glare.

"Neh neh~ Is something happening that we don't know of?~" Karma decided to speak this time.

Byakuran chuckled. "So it seems!~"

"I...have no fucking idea..." Reborn tilted his fedora lower, hiding his eyes. He went towards the door. There was a creaking noise as he opened it. They all waited...until he too was gone.

"Was he blushing?"

"Oh he was definitely blushing."

"Uhm...Gokudera-san fainted once again," one of Tsuna's classmates informed them.

"Nurufufufufu~ I don't know what's happening but I think this is about to get even more interesting."

"What is going on?" all of them asked.

"Hn. Quiet herbivores. I'll bite you to death."

"Hi-hi-hibari-san!"

And he's wearing pajamas.

It took everything for all of them to hold their laughs.

"Explain."

"Neh~" Karma smirked. "I would like to very much explain!"

"Hn."

"You see here, this morning, I saw Tsu-chan working really hard on his paperwork in his office!~ I only offered him a cup of coffee...until bam!~ A sleepwalking cow appears outside his door and this thing with a hole went zwooom!~ towards Tsu-chan and swallowed him whole~ And once again bam!~ Future Tsu-chan appears!!!!! Tada!~ The end~ Ooooh! Ooooh! There's more~ It was actually Reborn's idea all along! I didn't put anything in the coffee I gave him!~"

"Somebody get me someone who can talk."

Hibari's words were so blunt the silence came back once again.

The door opened once again, revealing Reborn.

Their eyes followed his every step as he walked in the front.

The words he whispered to himself yet everyone heard kept them up all night.

"That brat will be the end of me."

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Ok. I updated. But it may be a while before the next update. This chapter sucks.

-Ambidextrous 18-