How To Be A Mafia Boss (KHR and Assassination Classroom) (R27)

Chapter 4: Chopper?

"Sawada Tsunayoshi, if you don't wake up right this very second, we will sell photos of you naked."

"What?!" Tsuna jumped out of bed as soon as he heard an electronic voice that seemed to have come from a megaphone. He knew exactly whose voice was it.

He immediately went out and saw a....fucking chopper. Tsuna stared with wide eyes. "What are you doing Reborn?!"

"Picking you up because it's 9 in the morning already, dame-Tsuna!" Reborn informed him and smirked, while looking down at his student. Tsuna gaped. 'That's right! We were supposed to meet by 8!' He panicked. 

Tsuna rushed back to his house but not before Reborn stopped him. "Are you still going to do your morning routine when you're this late?"

"Then what do you suggest I do?!" Tsuna shouted back for Reborn to hear him. They were probably waking up the whole neighborhood.

"We've got barbells in this chopper so use them until we've arrived to Italy while making up for running. Get your clothes and dress here. You can take a bath once we reach the mansion. Oh...and don't forget your unfinished paperwork." He smirked even wider.

"Fine fine." Tsuna went inside and did exactly what Reborn had told him to do.

. . .

"Why are they here?!" Tsuna found Karma, Nagisa and Kaede inside the chopper with them.

"Good morning Tsu-chan!"

"Hi Tsuna-kun."

"Tsuna-san."

"They insisted so I've got no choice." Reborn continued playing innocent. "Move your butt and start changing already. Tsuna was still in his pajamas.

"Where?!" 

"Here."

Tsuna glared. "Do I have to?"

"Hey, you should be ashamed of your appearance to the one who's piloting this chopper."

"Eh?" Tsuna looked to see who was driving. "Edwardo?"

"A pleasant morning to you boss!!!"

"Ah...uhm...I'm sorry for my appearance," he grinned sheepishly.

"No, it's fine boss!" the man smiled.

"I guess I should start changing. And it's Tsuna. Tsuna. Not boss," he told Edwardo, the man who was once  his butler because his Grandfather-the Ninth insisted but he refused and befriended him instead.

Tsuna started taking off his night shirt and putting it aside to supposedly change into an orange T-shirt.

He suddenly felt the strong wind. Tsuna saw his clothes fly from out of the chopper. His jaw fell open as he glared at the persons who opened the windows.

"Ah...gomen Tsu-chan." Karma smirked.

"I'm too hot for this chopper, dame-Tsuna." Reborn smirked.

"GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kaede, Nagisa and Edwardo could only look at Tsuna in pity.

. . .

"What am I supposed to wear now?!" Tsuna lectured the two but they didn't seem to be listening.

"Tsuna-san, didn't you bring extra clothes?" Kaede asked.

"Uhmm...my clothes and other things were probably prepared once we arrive in the mansion so I didn't pack anything...as Reborn had told me."

"Which is true," Reborn added.

"So I didn't pack anything except a change of clothes." Tsuna sighed. 

"Your own fault," Reborn added again.

"It's not my fault for opening the windows!!!"

"It's not my fault you woke up late, dame-Tsuna."

"Gah!!! Urusai, urusai, urusai!!!" 

"So, what do you plan to do Tsuna-kun?" Nagisa asked.

"I've got no choice. I'll have to be shirtless for the rest of this chopper ride." Tsuna was devastated.

"Ah...Koro-sensei just informed me that since you were late, the plane already took off so we would be riding this chopper until we've reached Italy," Reborn told him with a smirk.

"Then what am I going to do?!"

"Get those barbells and start working until we've reached Italy."

"Great. I would be shirtless and work out with those  100 pound barbells until we've reached Italy. It could've probably been better and had my naked photos sold. After all, no one would buy them. If they would, it probably be the source of blackmail." Tsuna sighed. "Lucky me."

. . .

Too short? No one probably remembers this story anymore.