"Look they don't tell you when you get the gay card that breasts are off the table": Virgo, Scorpio, Taurus
"Yeah, you've wanted to sleep with me since I was a teenager in the White House": Aries, Cancer, Libra
"It's always important to look your best when you're feeling your worst": Capricorn, Pisces, Aquarius
"I'm not going to be some lame-ass piano teacher": Gemini, Sagittarius, Leo
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Marvel Horoscopes
NezařaditelnéTitle says it all. Horoscopes for Marvel and Marvel actors
