Marvel Horoscopes

Signs as Guardians of the Galaxy Quotes

"Happy? We're all standing now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle": Virgo, Aries
"I am Groot": Leo, Pisces
"Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it": Capricorn, Sagittarius
"I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy": Gemini, Scorpio
"*Winds up finger to flip the bird* Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know how this machine works": Aquarius, Libra
"Dance-off, bro. Me and you": Cancer, Taurus