"Breasts are awesome": Sagittarius, Scorpio, Capricorn
*Playing a gentle version of "I'll never smile again"*: Taurus, Gemini, Leo
"You have a picture of the two of us in your apartment? Dude, that's so gay": Aries, Pisces, Aquarius
"Every once in awhile, I gotta sleep with a woman and just double check.": Libra, Cancer, Virgo
