If you are unfortunate enough to stumble across this fanfiction, my apologies.
I wrote this on a bus in Iceland last year, giving little thought to plot, description and overall good writing.
The one thing I don't regret is the orchestral Fleetwood Mac music, because that would be beyond awesome.
Pretty much the only reason I haven't
deleted it is because otherwise I couldn't claim to be a Wholocked account.
So please, enjoy this utter crap, and I beg you not to let this example of my writing reflect anything else I've written.
Thank you xx
