5:01 PM
Socks - okay someone needs to explain to me why laf just called me crying
Turtle - i thought he was done
Turtle - shit
Turtle - PM to socks (i think he’ll tell you if you ask, laf trusts you)
Sliceofham - he’ll be fine, we thnk
7:09 PM
Mastodon - how do i talk thomas out of making mac and cheese for dinner
Baguette - no one knows, but i would agrue that you are the nly one who can
Socks - I think we have some new people to add to the chat
Socks - *coughs* LAF
Baguette - yes we do
Baguette - did you want to do you're thing first
Socks - Mmhmm
Socks - peggy, sybil do you swear to not tease the three of us
Sinammonroll - hell no
Salt - what kind of people do you think we are
Socks - proceed
(Baguette added g.lafay and T.Alst to the chat)
Socks - have you two like never used this app before
T.Alst - I used it once, never bothered to change my name
G.lafay - I changed mine I use this app all the time
Socks - what did it used to be
G.lafay - gwashing.lafay
Socks - okay I can see that
(T.Alst changed their name to tswizzle)
Sinammonroll - was that necessary
Tswizzle - of fucking course
G.lafay - I thought you said they swore less over here?
Baguette - ha no I lied
Mastodon - abayways I am suffering through Thomas’s terrible cooking over here
Sliceofham - if his cooking is as bad as his personality we might have a problem
Turtle - burn
Secretaryoffake - you have no right to talk
Sliceofham - you've never eaten my food
Tailorspy - (It's not very good)
Sliceofham - shut up
Salt - Ahem we have a love triangle in our presence
Socks - sybil
Salt - yes
Socks - shut the fuck up
Salt - but I'm not wrong
G.lafay - She isn't?
Secretaryoffake - Jemmy babe get us some popcorn this romance shit boutta go down
Mastodon - im not getting you popcorn
Baguette - ANYWAY
Baguette - im boutta break the fourth wall here but it'll be fine
Baguette - happy late birth the rat man we call Thomas jeffershit
Baguette - okay resume
Salt - okay back to everyone's fucked up love lives
Ladyinred - gossip was calling my name
Ladyinred - whos turn is it
Salt - see we have this fantastic triangle in our grade and we're talking about that one
Lizardbeth - darling don't encourage them
Ladyinred - but its so much fun
Ladyinred - and you would do it too if angie would let you
Satisfied - what is that supposed to mean
Ladyinred - I don't think angie will let her be a bad influence
Satisfied - no Liza's just too sweet to gossip
Ladyinred - HA
ladyinred - thats a funny joke
Lizardbeth - angie I am gossip queen
Ladyinred - im the queen, but you can be the princess of gossip
Lizardbeth - alright
Sliceofham - I leave for five minutes
Turtle - Alex you've been staring at the chat for the past five minutes
Sliceofham - shhhhh
Sliceofham - they didn't need to know that
It's short, I know, but I really wanted to get out of being grounded andhamiltrash.
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It's 3 In The Morning
Fanfictionthis is a silly text fic to accompany my main fanfic. enjoy!
