First Of All, Fuck You

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12:25 PM

Sliceofham - what superpower would you have

Turtle - alex that isn't how you start a conversation

Turtle - also

Turtle - MIDNIGHT

Sliceofham - shhhhhh

Sliceofham - answer the question

Sinammonroll- i would want

Sinammonroll - the ability to talk to raccoons

Sinammonroll - there's something going on there that we need to know about

Sliceofham - peggy

Sinammonroll - yes alex

Sliceofham - what's wrong with her

Turtle - what isn't wrong with her

Sinammonroll - i disagree

Sinammonroll - im fucking perfect

Lizardbeth - that ain't true and you know it

Turtle - it's 12:30 you weirdos why are you up

Sliceofham - you are also up you hypocrite

Turtle - its your fault tho you woke me up

Lizardbeth - are you two like sharing a bed now or something

Sliceofham - just bc college is tmrw okay

11:32 AM

Sliceofham - guys im still confused about the day crew

tailorspy - alex we've tried to get you to understand this for like ten minutes pls chill

Sliceofham - but??? It doesnt make sense?????

Baguette - do i need to add one of them

Turtle - i mean you can

Sliceofham - please do it might help

(baguette added u.s.navy to the chat)

U.s.navy - didn't i tell you to leave me out of anything your half of the crew does

Baguette - yes but surprise surprise we didn't listen

U.s.navy - why am i here

Sliceofham - okay so what exactly do you do

U.s.navy - the exact same thing you do but while you're at school

Sliceofham - oh

Tailorspy - THAT IS LITERALLY EXACTLY WHAT WE TOLD YOU WHY DO YOU JUST GET IT NOW

Sliceofham - irrelevant

U.s.navy - can i leave now

Baguette - nobody leaves this chat

Tailorspy - i'd advise you to just turn off notifications

U.s.navy - o....kay?

Turtle - wait laf herc aren't y'all in class

Tailorspy - not yet no

Turtle - alright

2:55 PM

Sinammonroll - you guys,,,,, we have a problem

Lizardbeth - no we don't

Sinammonroll - yes we do

Sinammonroll - so teddy + philip + georges went out after school and sybil and i decided to stalk them

Lizardbeth - peggy no

Sinammonroll - peggy yes

Sinammonroll - but we accidentally got caught by one of the waitresses

Ladyinred - got... caught?

Salt - we may or may not have been hiding under the table

Salt - it's really not important

Lizardbeth - and she caught you

Salt - yes

Salt - good news: the trio had already left

Tswizzle - bad news: the trio is also in the group chat

Ladyinred - aw yiss shit boutta go down

Lizardbeth - maria no

Ladyinred - maria yes

Salt - um hiiiiii teddy

Tswizzle - hello sybil

G.lafay - why did you stalk us

Salt - gotta blast

Sinammonroll - don't you dare

Socks - why

Socks - did

Socks - you

Socks - stalk

Socks - us?

Salt - because

Salt - why

Salt - not

Sinammonroll - and we wanted to make sure your date went well!

G.lafay - it wasn't a date

Salt - hell yes it was

Socks - no it really wasn't

Sinammonroll - if it wasn't a date why didn't you invite us

Salt - yeah!!!

Socks - bc you pull shit like this

Salt - for the record we do stuff like this bc you don't invite us

Socks - im sure

Ladyinred - damnnnnn i love this drama but i gotta blast so save the dragging for later

Lizardbeth - maria

Ladyinred - yes

Lizardbeth - pls don't

Ladyinred - no 

A/N: did you think i abandoned this story??? yes??? well you were WRONG 


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