I: PINK IS MY FAVE COLOR, I TOTALLY DIG IT.

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NOAH'S POV

"Putang Ina!" narinig namin si Bryson magmura sa banyo.

"Anung meron dun?" tanong ni Dwight samin, kakapasok palang niya sa cottage.

"Ewan namin, nagmumukha nanamang tanga," Natatawang sagot ni Felix.

"Bakit may ginawa ba kayo?" Tanong nananaman ni Dwight, habang nakatingin saakin.

"Bakit ako nanaman? Wala akong ginagawa dito oh, last time I check, I come here clean as a baby's face," I reasoned and gave him a devilish smile.

Bigla nalang may naranig kaming malakas na tunog at nakita naming nasira ni Bryson yung pintuan sa sobrang lakas nang pagkakasipa niya nito. Paglabas at paglabas niya, he eyed us angrily. Like a lion hunting for it's prey.

We gulped in unison, by the way he glared at us. He's face is the face of death. Like for some reason, it was saying, I'm going to stab an asshole today. Or worse, wring an asshole to death.

Then It all went down, nung nakita naming nilabas niya ang kaniyang smith and Wesson 500 magnum caliber handgun with a silencer.

Shit! Due to its long casing, it's the most lethal gun that was ever created. Goddammit!

"Do you think I'm fucking kidding?!" He growled.

We immediately shook our heads, at tinaas namin ang mga kamay namin sa kaba. Baka before we know it, mapatay niya na kami in less than five seconds. I'm not taking any chances.

I faced Felix, and I saw his expression paled, when the tip of the caliber handgun ang nakatutok sa mukha niya. His hands are shaking, and he's even fucking sweating. Eww, come to think of it, nanggigitata na si kumag.

And Dwight? I think he's about to piss his pants, such a dweeb.

Then Felix eyed me from the side, secretly. So, I leaned slightly, para marinig ko siya.

"I think he's about to kill us this time, better yet shoot us in the asscrack, I'm to young to have a hole in my ass dude," Felix mumbled.

"Yeah, no Shit Sherlock," I hissed.

"Do you think this is funny?!" He growled again, this time, nakatutok na ang baril sa ulo ni Dwight.

We abruptly shook our heads in unison, nakataas parin ang aming mga kamay.

We are trembling in fear, by the way he glared at us.

"THEN WHY IS MY FUCKING GODDAMNED HAIR PINK?!" This time he roared so loud, my eardrums made a screeching sound.

Sa sobrang takot naming tingnan siya, hindi namin napansin na pink buhok niya.

We were left dumbfounded, on the couch, just staring at his wet pink hair.

For one thing I know, He hates pink, he loathed that color. Because it's the color of the female species.

I couldn't contain my laughter. Kung nandito kayo sa posisyon ko, baka hindi niyo narin kaya, at pagtawanan siya. But He's the Don, we can't make fun of him.

For all I know, saming lahat, siya ang pinaka seryoso, tahimik and high tempered. Well, except for Felix...

Pero hindi eh, bigla nalang akong tumawa ng hanggang sa umiiyak na ako, and farted.

Yes, I farted.

I looked Dwight na pinandilatan ako ng mata, and mouthed 'shut the fuck up!'

Then the last thing I know, the gun is right in front of me.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy there, you don't want the cottage, to get messy," I nervously laughed.

"You know Pink is such a good color, it really looks good on you honestly, I totally dig it, " I nervously said and eyed the gun that is inches away from my gorgeous face.

He smirked, and I heard a 'click' coming from the handgun. I gulped.

"It's you Linekit, is it?" He dangerously said.

"NO! it's not me, yeah, I may be the son of the prankster himself, pero alam ko kung saan 'yun ilulugar," I defensively said, nakataas parin ang dalawa kong kamay.

Dinkit niya ang silencer on my chin, at lumuhod siya sa harapan ko. Hawak-hawak parin ang baril. Alam ko kung sino siya, we've been friends since elementary. He can be deadly, if he mentioned our last names not our first names...

that means hide under your beds kids, because Shit is about to go down.

"Do you think I believe every shit that comes out of your tramping mouth?" he sarcastically laughed.

"Maybe?"

"well, breaking news! I don't give a fuck!"

Then he took me by the collar at tinutok niya madiin ang baril on the temple of my head. Then I have no choice but to close my eyes and hope that I will make it.

Seniors pa naman kami, last year nalang oh. Tacos na, mamamatay PA ako? Hayyssst, Goodbye world, bye, family, bye fans, I hope that you will live without me.

Period actually, we're home schooled... So there isn't much of a difference.

M'kay...

Then finally BOOM!

"AAAAAAHHHSONOFABITCH!" I screamed like a little girl.

But...

I didn't felt any pain...

What?

Then I slowly opened my eyes, then I saw Felix and Dwight laughing their assess off.

Then I looked at Bryce, with shock written in my face.

Wait... A second...

Why does my butt hurt?

"Mutherfucka!" I screamed so hard.

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Wazzup! You can see Bryson's pic above.
And code red, code red, I repeat don't hesitate to comment :)

Who do you like?

The egoistical smart ass mood-maker, Bryson?

#TEAMBRYSON

The funny romantic out going Casanova, Noah?

#TEAMNOAH

The hotheaded tattood Bad Boy, Felix?

#TEAMFELIX

The Sweet and smart but deadly on the inside gentleman, Dwight?

#TEAMDWIGHT

and oh, I'm humbly sorry, for all the curses and swears... You'll be seeing more of me soon!

Ms_Always_Wrong saying goodbye...

Peace! (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♡

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