THE BITCH PROJECT

3

CHARMAINE

I opened my eyes realizing it's Saturday. I'm stupidly drunk last night and can't remember a fcking thing. Well, this is me now. I got out of my bed while my head is swirling. Hangover sucks.

 "Char, today is the enrollment." I saw Shar holding my papers.

"I'll be there in a minute." I said and immediately went to the bathroom.

  wore a black electric dress and killer black high heels to fit my bitchy outfit. "I'm ready." I said. Shar just look at me from head to toe.

"You really changed Char. You look beautiful." I smiled. She's really one of my greatest friends.

"I already know that I'm beautiful Shar. Stop complementing and let's go." I pulled her hand out of the condo unit.

Shar drove me off to Huberts. Tinanong ko kung mageenroll siya sabi niya hindi na kasi sa St. Justine daw siya magaaral.

 After that, iniwan muna ako ni Shar sa Huberts at tetextan ko na lang raw kapag magpapasundo. Sosyal ko no? 

I wore my sunnies at taas noo akong naglakad papunta sa Registar's office ng university. Everyone was looking at me. Yeah, they should be.

 Then I saw M and she approached me. "Looking ugly B. Did someone died?" she asked while looking at my outfit.

"Yes. It's the old Charmaine." I said then tinaas ko ang sunnies ko. Hindi na siya sumabat pa.

"M, what's your course?"

 "AB-com B. Why?" sabi niya with matching taas kilay effect.

"Oh we have the same course. So, could you enroll me? I want to tour this university. Please M?" sabi ko. Ang tamad ko eh. Ang ganda ko naman yata kung makikipagsiksikan ako sa mga pangit na enrollees.

"Tsk. Since I love you B, sure." she said and I gave her my papers.

Habang papunta ako sa stairs, may bumungo sa akin na lalaki at nahulog yung black Hermes bag ko. "Ouch! Look were you're going Mister!" sabi ko habang pinupulot yung gamit ko. Pagkatingin ko sa nakabangga sa akin, "IKAW!?" I shouted at him, it was the Korean guy on the plane. Gosh! "Why are you here!?" I asked. "

Mag-eenroll ako. Mageenroll ka rin? Wow. What a coincidence." he said. Ugh!

"You're so annoying and ugly!" I said.

"I'm handsome." he answered back. Self-proclaimed faggot. "What's your name miss?"

"Y.O.U.D.O.N.T.C.A.R.E!" I answered. He really getting to my nerves!

"Oh Hi miss Y.O.U.D.O.N.T.C.A.R.E. I'm Enzo." he said sarcastically. "Well, see you around!" *wink* and he hurieddly ran away. Ugh! I hate that guy!!!! Everyday ko siyang makikita. Letseng buhay to.

Pumunta ako sa second floor ng university. Infairness, ang linis dito. Di katulad ng iba diyan. Pero may babaeng nakatayo doon. "Omg, HI!" she approached me.

"It's me Paula!" Oh the girl who got dumped by his boyfriend on the mall.

"Oh it's you. Are you studying here?" I asked.

"Yes. I'm an HRM student. Ikaw?" she asked.

"AB-com." I answered. "Let's start my bitch class when the school starts ok?" nagnod lang siya.

"Okay ma'am! Hehe. Ok, I need to go. See you!" then she left me.

Habang palakad-lakad ako, nakasalubong ko si Brax. "Hello Maine." Oh how I hate when he calls me like that.

"Hi crap." I said.

"I miss you." bigla niya akong niyakap. "You don't know that I still very love you." I laughed.

"You just love me because I became more prettier. Bitch please." I was about to get away from him but he pushed me against the wall.

"I know you still love me Maine, wag kang magdeny.." he stared at me and he was about to kiss me then suddenly,

"Hey. What are you doing to my girlfriend?" Si Enzo.

Binitawan naman ako ni Brax. "Oh, is she you're girlfriend? But sorry dude. I'm his BOYFRIEND." sabi ni Brax. Away na to. But I clinged my arms to Enzo.

"Babe, he's crazy. He is harassing me. He's not my boyfriend! You know that I love you right?" sabi ko kay Enzo. Eww. Nadidiri ako. Pero kailangan kong gawin to para lubayan na ako ni Brax. Bigla namang hinila ni Brax ang kwelyo ni Enzo.

"Wag ka kasi makialam sa amin ng Charmaine ko tol." Susuntukin sana ni Brax si Enzo pero biglang nagring yung phone ni Brax.

"Hello?" It was my slut sister. "Oo na. On the way na ako babe." sabi niya. "Di pa tayo tapos Charmaine." tapos umalis na siya. Muntik na ako dun ah.

"Charmaine pala pangalan mo ah." ngiting sabi ni Enzo.

"Whatever. Bye." naglakad akong palayo sa kanya.

"Uy! Babe. Sandali." napatigil naman ako.

"Stop calling me babe. Kunwari lang yun para lumayo yung ex-crap ko. Okay?" I said.

"So meaning to say, magpapanggap lang tayo kapag meron siya? Oh how interesting." ngumingiti siyang nakakaloko.

"Omg. No! Hahahahaha." I said. Like what!? Me and him? No way.

"Then, I should go tell him that you still love him." aalis sana siya para sabihin kay Brax pero pinigilan ko.

"Ok! Be my prentended boyfriend." kahit na ayaw ko, I need him to accomplish my plan.

"Give me your phone." he commanded.

"Aanohin mo? Oh gosh, baka nakawin mo no?" tapos kinuha niya sa akin bigla ang iPhone ko at may dinial siya. Nilabas niya yung phone niya. NakaiPhone rin pala. "Kinuha ko number mo. You can text me." Tinignan ko yung iPhone ko, 'My handsome babe' ang pangalan niya tapos 'My bitch babe' naman pangalan ko sa iPhone niya. Fuck -____-" Could I slay this guy already?

"Sige babe, I need to go! I'll text you tonight." nagflying kiss pa siya sa akin. God!

Bumaba na ako kasi nagtext si M. "What a long face ugly B, what happened upstairs?" she asked.

"Just don't ask M. I'm not in the mood." I said. Ugh. Curse this day!

"Tapos ko na pala pageenroll sayo B. Ito schedule mo. Nakita ko ang ex-crap mo." she said.

"Oh you seen him too. Btw, thanks M!" I said. "Ok, gtg B. See you on Wednesday!" she said and went to somewhere else.

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"Shar. Brax was just ugh! I hate that guy and now I'm stuck with that Enzo." sinabi ko kay Shar lahat ng nangyari ngayon sa university. I don't think I can survive the atmosphere at Huberts.

"Is that Enzo guy, handsome? Haha! Omg Char." she just laughed at me. "It's your choice na mag-aral sa university na yan." 

 "I can do this Shar. I'll do everything just for the stupid plan." I said. "But ugh. Enzo is just killing me!" I added.

 Biglang may nagtext. "Speaking of the devil."  

 From: My handsome babe

Hi bitch babe. Did you miss me?

LET ME KILL HIM JUST FOR ONCE PLEASE. 

 To: My handsome babe

 I hate you.

I replied at him. I was about to throw my iPhone when he replied again.

From: My handsome babe

 Oh, I love you too bitch babe. Good night! :)

Ugh. I didn't reply him back. He was really annoying. I was sleepy so I went to my room. Now, go away and let Queen B sleep. Night bitches.