Sphinx (ONE PIECE X CRIMINAL READER) -HIATUS-

(EASTER SPECIAL)

Disclaimer: Distruzione is an OC of mine, name taking after my actual alias.

A Day In Life Of The One Piece Boys, The Author, And the Girls.

"Oi! Stop fucking around we need to help Distruzione with the next chapter!" Zoro shouted pointing at Luffy and Usopp.

"Distruzione isn't even here so calm down!"

"Who even is Distruzione?" Crocodile and Sanji asked.

"The reason this story even exists!"

"Gosh, Zoro! Distruzione isn't even here, Distruzione is probably sleeping or working on projects." Kid gruffed and went back to what he was doing.

"Where even is (y/n)?!" Zoro was now furious.

They heard the door open and the sound of keys.

"(Y/-" He saw Distruzione standing right there with a bag of food.

"What?" Gruffing Distruzione sat down on the sofa next to Kid taking out the laptop inside the bag before getting right to work.

"What ideas for the next chapter?" Law questioned while biting into an apple, watching in disgust Luffy eat a sandwich.

"Don't reveal that information you dumbass!" Zoro smacked Distruzione across the head for no reason.

"What the fuck Zoro?" Distruzione sounded calm, still typing quickly.

"My bad."

"Do that again I'll write the next chapter about you getting lost and (y/n) finding you being fucked by a bear." Distruzione had an evil grin as Zoro was sweating like crazy.

"No thanks." He put his hands up defenseless.

"Exactly." Distruzione went back to work once again.

"Oi Distruzione! Where's Nami, Robin, and (y/n)?"

"Shopping probably." Distruzione's voice was muffled since Distruzione was biting into a burger.

"Distruzione why are you so much different from other people?" Usopp was playing with Chopper's fur.

"Because I'm different, and are you trying to insult me?"

"N-no!" He was obviously scared.

"Distruzione why do you have horns on your head?" Luffy was poking the horns.

"Because I was born this way." (Lady Gaga!)

"What gender are yo-" Before Luffy could finish his second question Zoro hit him across the head.

"Idiot we aren't supposed to reveal any classified information!"

"Why do we have to hide Distruzione's gender though?" Luffy rubbed his head in pain.

"Because if we do, then Distruzione would never be Distruzione ever again!"

"Why do we call A-" Luffy was once again cut off by being hit over the head by Distruzione.

"Alias Luffy." Distruzione sat down starting to type again with utmost focus.

"We're home!" Nami shouted from across the room.

"Welcome home."

"Ah Distruzione," Robin walked up to Distruzione before hugging as Distruzione was still focused on the screen.

"Hello, Robin."

"It's rare to see you home so early." She chuckled as she set down her purse before helping Nami and (y/n) to set the bags down.

"Distruzione, how are you?"

"That question doesn't come out of you often, Nami." Distruzione never looking away from the screen.

"Just asking," She walked over to Distruzione before taking the laptop out of Distruzione's grasp.

"What are you doing?"

"Can I please have a couple 5,000 dollars? Pllleeeaaassseee?" She begged rubbing her cheek against Distruzione's cheek.

"No. Now can I have my laptop back? I'm trying to work on the next chapter y'know."

"Fine!" She puffed her cheeks out, getting off Distruzione's lap she put the laptop back into grasp.

"Thanks. I'll be sure to give you something."

"Distruzione when did you get that scar on your eye?" Luffy was going on with the questions obviously trying to spoil the author's secrets.

"Luffy, shshshsh."

"Oi Distruzione," Kid sat up before looking at Distruzione, "Why do you always come home late? Are you pulling girls? Oh my god you playboy." He shook his head acting all shocked.

"No Kid, I have a job and I go do things. Plus I have things running through my mind I'm obviously busy."

"Distruzione!" (y/n) shouted from her room, furiously.

"What?"

"Why the hell is my name (y/n), why couldn't it be Snowflake or something?!" She pointed to her phone of the last chapters that all said (y/n).

"Snowflake doesn't fit your fiery personality (y/n), plus that's where the reader's name goes."

"You did it again! I wanna be myself!" She whined.

"Calm down, plus the book isn't all popular. I'm writing a special because my first 'vote' was a complete bust."

"Distruzione I will step on your fucking tail." She hissed.

"Try it, and it'll bitch slap you, my dear."

"Ughh!" She stomped back to her room.

"Law what time is it?"

"It's 10:12 PM." Law looked at the TV which was playing Gild Tesoro's recent incident.

"Distruzione, you seriously need sleep." Nami looked at Distruzione who had bags under their eyes.

"I'm fine. I have things to do anyways."

"Distruzione are you going to be in th-" Silenced once again by Zoro.

"Shut up! Easter is tomorrow and let Distruzione write a fucking special about what happens outside the story!"

"Fufufu. Distruzione, how do you do?" Doflamingo popped out of his room with just his boxers on.

"Great. Oh yeah, turn on Coast to Coast it's on."

"Kay." Nami turned on the TV onto the radio station for coast to coast.

"Maybe I'll fuck (y-" - "Whoa too explicit Doffy! Let Distruzione write!" Usopp was making an x with his arms.

"I have an idea," Distruzione stood up removing the laptop. "Let's go buy some chocolate, it's 12 in the morning so it's Easter."

"It's not valentine's day you know."

"So? Chocolate matters let's go."

Anyways, thanks for 100+ views on the story! Happy Easter!