Lion Heart [StingxReader]

Where do babies come from?

"Oy (Y/N) wake up" I heard a voice from the heavens. I was being slightly shaken and this slight shaking got harder and harder. "WAKE UP (Y/N)!!!" someone yelled and pushed me off the bed with my blanket on me. I slightly open my eyes and looked at the person that threw me off. 

"I'm okay sleeping on the floor Laxus~nii, I did it for a long time" I muttered and closed my eyes again. I felt my self being lifted and thrown over a shoulder.

"Last chance to wake up..." he said and i said nothing "Well geranamo!" I suddenly felt air all around me, I shot open my eyes and saw my self falling. 

"God damn it Laxus! MUMU!!!" My trusty companion grew her size 10x larger and positioned under me so I softly fell on her back.

"You awake now (Y/N)!" I heard yelling from above.

"Ya but when I get back up there you will no longer be!" I yelled back

-Going to the Arena-

I was walking to the arena with MuMu in my arms. She tends to get extremely tired once she converts back to her normal size. I stopped and looked up to the sky. So today's the day huh. I took one step and then I got pulled on my wrist into a balcony. I closed my eyes afraid of who it would be.

"I swear I don't taste good, I taste like human flesh!!" I screamed panicking with my eyes closed.

"HMM but you smell more like a vanilla cake" I opened my eyes slightly and saw Sting extremely close, sniffing me. I opened my eyes quickly and pushed him away and turned my head to hide my blush.

"W-what do you want"

"You know you're honestly so adorable when you blush (Y/N)~chan" He grabbed my chin and made me look at him, automatically cat ears popped up on my head and my tail was swaying back and forth showing I was beyond nervous and embarrassed at the moment. Curse my animal magic!

"If you don't tell me what you want I'll call for Laxus~nii and Gajeel~san" I stuttered but looked him directly in the eye trying to make it look serious even though I was blushing hard.

"Man harsh, I just wanted to remind you about our little date tonight, I'll pick you up at 8 kitty" with that he left.

-Fast forward to when Chariot is about to start"

"Okay so with the name chariot you can assume movement so I don't think Laxus of Gajeel ..." I said but was rudely cut off.

"Flame brains participating, now I've got to participate" and with that he jumped over the balcony to participate. 

I ran over to the balcony and yelled "Gajeel you idiot, did you not listen to what I just said!" I sighed and looked over to Sabertooth and saw Sting jumped over. So three idiots are going to suffer for not using their brain.

-Little bit later-

"Why are you still trying, you look stupid"

"It's for our comrades, for 7 years, always they were waiting for us, no matter how tough it was, no matter how sad, even if they were made fools of they endured and endured and protected the guild. For our comrades well show you THE PROOF THAT FAIRY TAIL HAS KEPT GOING! AND THAT'S WHY WE'LL KEEP MOVING FORWARD!!!!!" Natsu screamed. Everyone from fairy tail brought up their index finger and so did I I reached up to my eye and felt tears falling down.

-Mira and Jenny's fight-

"Mira good luck I said high fiveing her"

"I'll do my best!"

"Since the last match had a little bet, how about us? Whomever loses will appear in Sorcerers weekly naked, deal?

"Deal" Mira said. I sweat dropped after a minute I saw others girls participating in the match. Juvia and Erza came out of no where and forced me to participate. They threw me into the arena with a bikini with watermelon designs all over it with a bottom of a tiny 4 cm skirt at the rim that was green with the rest being red.

 I saw Wendy there too and we grabbed onto each other accidentally exciting a couple people in the crowd.

"Wendy save me!", "(Y/n) save me!" we both said at the exact same time. We heard whistles towards us from the crowd and my cat ears and tail popped out again.

"Come on Wendy, (Y/N) don't be embarrassed Cana" said patting out backs. "Or else we can make you both models for Sorcerers weekly" she said in a semi demonic voice.

"Cana!!" we both yelled.

I looked up to the Sabertooth balcony and saw sting slightly amused at our sight.

"Lets change things up and lets do school swim suits!" said the announcer. All of a sudden all our clothes changed.

"Well I can admit this is a bit better" I said as my cat ears and tail went away.

"Bikinis with thigh-high socks, outfits with glasses" the announcer went through the categories "BONDAGE" he yelled

"OH HELL NO" everyone in the arena yelled.

"Ugh fine, grab a partner ladies its wedding day" I had a wedding dress on that was short on the front but as it goes towards my back it gets longer and longer, I had a flower crown veil on. I felt a tap on my shoulder and saw Sting.

He bowed down and took out his had "May you do me the honor of.." he started but was cut of by a "OH HELL NO YOU DON'T," Sting was pushed away and Laxus was there hugging me. There is absolutely no way you're going to with her.

"Incest!!!" the audience yelled.

"Do you want to fight light bulb" Yelled Sting

"Hell yes I do!" Laxus yelled back pushing me behind him.

"You all don't know how to model at all" Ooba came out wearing a swim suit and then everyone left to have Mira and Jenny continue fighting. While me and Laxus were sitting down I could feel the tension between Laxus and Sting, every so often you can hear sparks coming from him.

"Laxus~nii?" I said

"Don't talk he might hear you and become turned on." He quickly said

"Turned on??? Nii what does that mean" I said looking him in the eye with complete confusion

"(Y/N) answer me this, where do babies come from?" he asked, interested in your answer.

"That's easy when a Mommy and a Daddy love each other very much they go to the store and buy protein, fruits, sugar, spice, everything nice and then they go call to the spirits of their area and ask them to give them a special nut. With that they go home and make a smoothie out of all the ingredients. The daddy takes the first tiny sip and then the Mommy drinks from the exact same spot Daddy drank from. Then for 9 months the baby developes in the Mommy's belly until she is ready to give birth." I looked at him with complete seriousness.

"You're pulling my strings here right" he said nervously

"What do you mean?"I said confused

"Crap, okay (Y/N) if anyone ever asks this question never answer them, got it?" He said trying to keep calm

"Yep!" I said as I swung my legs and drank a box of fruit punch.