In Control (!FemaleChara x reader)

Setting in

I went into a place called Grillbys and was greeted to the sight of humans and monsters, I wasn't wierded out by monsters...give or take a few. Two dogs kissing and a hooded figure were playing cards as I walked passed them. I sat down on a stool and a firey tender in a brown tuxedo came up and I asked for apple juice since I was underaged and started looking around.

A skeleton in a blue jacket, black shorts and snuffy shoes walked up and sat next to me and was given ketchup. It was very wierd looking at the skeleton because...it's a skeleton that walks and talks what is there not to get creeped out about.

The skeleton said to me, "Heh, you must be new around here kid."

I shyly replied, "Uh yeah, yes, I am new here."

He replied, "Make sure you taste my brother Papyrus' spaghetti. Any other spaghettis are impastas."

I laughed a little and commented, "I got fired at tue calender factory the other day. All I did was take a day off."

He laughed and I checked the clock. I needed to go, it was already sunset.

The skeleton said, "Why did the skeleton not go to prom?"

I knew this one, very cheesy, "Because he had nobody to go with."

"No because he was ugly, fat, and no one liked him." Said that skeleton.

I laughed hard and long and said my goodbye, "I have to go now. What is your name?"

The skeleton said, "Sans. Sans the Skeleton. If you need anymore puns you know where to find the sanssation."

I got up laughing going out the door and started towards the mountain. I suddenly got a grumbling stomach, but I just drank. I didn't eat but I had a buffet before moving. I went along home to rest and tomorrow...it was off to Mount Ebott.

A/n

So this is what people call "writers block".