So this happened a while ago....😂 A group of guys walked up to me and my best friend and this happened😂
Dude from the group: Hey guys, we've found some lesbians!
Me: Ummmm.... Excuse me?
Dude: Hey, why don't you lesbians make out or something? Hahahahaha
Me: Do you have a girlfriend?
Dude: No, but girl maybe I can convert you and you can get all of this!
Me: That explains it....
Dude: 'Scuse me?
Me: You are such a fucking idiot.... How would you feel if you had a girlfriend and you two were trying to hang out, but I walked up to you with the same dumbass look you're giving me, and I said "Hey, why don't you two heter-", wait, sorry, "straight", cuz you're too much of an uneducated dumbass to know what heterosexual means, and asked for you and your girlfriend to make out? You know how fucking stupid that would be?
Dude: Whatever, you crazy fucking feminist
Me: And by the way, I'm straight
My Friend: And I have a boyfriend, you disgusting, dumbass perv!
