selfie [ON HIATUS]

reaction?

Bruce POV next day.

Last night was interesting. Really you say? It was normal as heck. Today is Sunday so no work. Thank goodness I couldn't have lived through another meeting with the board. My nights are torture enough why does it have to bleed into my day life?

Anyway, I am now just sitting in bed pondering exactly what I'm hearing from damian room. Was that laughter? No. He's probably either dying, having a seizure, or is possessed. Not laughing.

Him laughing is as probable as me laughing at one of Dick's puns. Very low! But hey if it is any of the three things I just listed I might wanna go check on him.

So I get up and head out the door of my room and walk down the doors and finally arrive at damian's. I again sigh and roll my eyes at the sign that says "enter and die" splattered with "blood". Well I really shouldn't be thing air quotes because he actually did almost cut Dick's hand off.

But I erased all of those thought from my head and opened the door.....And shuddered with horror at the sight before me. DAMIAN WAS LAUGHING!  :O MY VAMPIRE DARKNESS CHILD IS BROKEN!!  WHAT DO I DO?? I KNOW I'LL EXORCISE THE DEMON THATS INSIDE OF HIM. BETTER YET I'LL CALL THE WINCHS? Um Wenchisties? WHAT EVER THE HECK THEY ARE!!

Wait what was that on the screen of his iPad? I quickly rushed into the room and ripped the iPod off of the bed and held it closer to my face. Literal pain of pride flashed through my soul as I saw....the most horrible thing ever....!!!!! It was me BATMAN. Holding up two fingers and having a dark look on my face. The worst part wasn't even that my picture was on the internet. It as the fact that the caption on the photo said.

"HOLY PEACE SIGN BATMAN!!!!"

Hard edged rage broke over me as I read it. And damian took one look at my face and STARTED LAUGHING MORE!!! . I will gank whoever those idjits were who did this. GANK THEM.

Their death is imminent. Or at least a long hospital stay....

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Bird nest base.

"Boys we have hit the jackpot with brucie. Ya know that right?" Tim said his voice holding a sort of vicious pleasure as they watched Bruce explode. "Yes I know dear brother, and it is all because of dear brother jason. Good work." Dick said looking to jason as he spoke. Jason grinned and said" ah, thinks bruh it was nothing though. And damian's was delicious to watch also."
"Yes it was we both have done good. Now brother tim you must bring this all into the finale. You have stalked people for ages, this is right up your alley. Your were chosen for this. THIS is your destiny! Embrace it and make it come true!" Dick said taking hold if Tim's shoulders and gripping them tightly as he looked deeply into his eyes. "I understand Dick and I will not fail this council of birds. There is no failure in my destiny." Tim replied confidence exuding from him. "Well said Timmy." Jason commented lightly and Tim smiled cockily in response. "Let the plan to end all plans of selfies BEGIN!!" Dick yelled his hair streaming wildly around his face as he raised both of his fists in the air. His brothers all screamed randomly along with him.

"Thier mental." The resident cat said to his friend cat Bob.

Bob answered saying " yea well we're talking cats we could be mental too"

The resident cat nodded his head in agreement " yea true. Your so right."

And both cats just went off down the drain to a nearby gas station to get a pop. I mean catch mice......

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Shhhhhhhhhhhhh I am on hiatus I'm not updating I'm just.....secretly updating. This was so random and crazy... the whole book is like this though so.....

anyway is this the craziest chapter so far?

Please tell me your thoughts.

Bye!!

And I just found this song again and man I really love it. WHY DID I LEAVE YA SONGY? Why????????

And did you catch the references?? *wink. Wink.*