*Ashley's POV*
Whoa! I swear, you couldn't leave Andy alone for five seconds! My facebook, the band facebook, the band Twitter, even my Twitter, they were all exploding! All about Andy and some chick. God, I hated it when social media was a total clusterfuck!
Hmmm... I didn't really want to, but I felt compelled to check Andy's Twitter. Lo and behold, he had a tweet of himself snuggling up to the ball-punching girl from last night. Brave motherfucker! She must have been what Jinxx had been talking about earlier.
I scrolled down. Shit, had he seriously solicited the help of the entire BVB Army in finding her? He must have turned the filtering off so that anyone could message him when he was looking for information. His inbox had to be flooded! I shook my head and texted Andy a reminder to turn the filter back on.
So he was smitten? Cute. And unlike him, generally.
I had an evil idea to fuck with him a little. His little, public escapade did just cause his rabid fangirls to take a dump all over the rest of the BVB internet. I thought about who would be most game to be my accomplice, and then (naturally) called CC. He picked up after a few rings.
CC: "Hey."
Ashley: "Dude, have you been online?"
He groaned loudly.
CC: "Yes... Should we try and go find him? You think he's lost his mind?"
Ashley: "Nah, Andy's fine, he'll definitely show up on time, I'm not worried about that. But I have an idea, a way to exact a suitable vengeance!"
He chuckled.
CC: "Ah, shit. Here it comes."
Ashley: "No, seriously, hear me out. All we have to do is get a picture of the four of us together, you know, minus Andy, and we're all, like, shrugging, right? And we post it on facebook and Twitter with the caption, 'where's Andy?' Everyone will hound him! It will be hilarious!"
He laughed softly.
CC: " Dude, ok, that would be funny, but there's no way we could get Jake to do it."
Ashley: "Correction; there's no way I could get Jake to do it. You totally could. He always thinks I'm, like, the more devious one, and he's way more suspicious of me and my motives. So you have to talk Jake into it. I'll talk to Jinxx."
CC: "Ugh. You're right, though. Fucking dammit."
Ashley: "Ok, I'll text you when I've secured Jinxx's cooperation, you'll do the same with Jake?"
CC: "Dude, what the fuck is this, a government coup? 'Secured his cooperation?'"
I chuckled to myself.
Ashley: "Later, dude!"
CC: "Later."
CC was eventually able to coax Jake into participation, but only after he gavehim time to work out first. Jinxx was totally game from the start. But by early Saturday evening, the fruits of my labor graced BVB webspace.
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The story of a Lonesome ol'Jerome
FanfictionGwyn is 34 years old, a successful veterinarian. She works long hours, and moved far away from her friends to take her current job. She's profoundly lonely, and has suffered from dysthymia and episodic major depression her entire adult life. She's a...
