BBS One shots (mostly smut) (Completed)

Feminine Boy ( H2OVanoss ) ~AU~

Word Count: 836

Jonathan's POV
It was the first day at this new school and so far, it wasn't going that bad. I mean sure, there were some talk around the school, trying to tell if i was a boy or some kind of dyke, but all an all not too bad. A couple guys tried flirting with me when we were Science, until they realized i was a boy. That was followed by this blonde cutie being called gay for half the class.

I giggled a bit thinking about it. I liked wearing girl clothes for that reason. Well, that and several other reasons. Getting looks from cute boys was great, except half of them think I'm a girl and are not gay so, that's kind of the sucky part.

Since I am new to this school and nobody really knows me, I have nowhere to sit. I usually sit with groups of girls, because to be honest girls understand me more and aren't as judgmental.

I sighed as I paced the auditorium, just looking for an empty seat.

"Hey fag your bra straps hanging out!" Somebody yelled across the lunch room.

I stoped dead in my track then turned to see the most fuckish boy jock I have ever seen. I just smirked and rolled my eyes.

"Thanks for the heads up!" I said in a sarcastic tone and placing the strap of my training bra back on my shoulder.

I saw a group of cute boys and decided to sit down. Worse case senecio they tell me to leave but, I could honestly just move. I sat my tray down as they stared at me. They carried on their conversation until I started to eat my salad.

"Uhm..." An Irish voice ran in my ear.

I look up to see all of them looking at me. All of them were nicely built, but seem to be total fucking needs.

"Who are you?" The tall one asked in a deeper Irish accent than the previous person talking.

"I'm Jonathan..." I peeped shyly as me cheeks went red, I try to play a smol baby as much as I can, boys like it I guess.

"You're... a... boy?" an Asian kid questioned in a confused but stern tone.

I just giggled slightly and nodded. The whole table started howling in laughter as Evan's face went a bright red.

"W... What's wrong?" I asked nervously.

"Oh, just the fact that Evan's been crushing on the shawty all day..." The one with glasses laughed clapping his hand.

"Wait who is the shawty?" i asked confused of why that was so hysterical.

"I thought you were the shawty, well, I thought you were a girl," Evan covered his eyes in embarrassment.

"Ohhhh...." I whisper to myself then i giggled.

"Oh shit Evan's gay," A blonde haired man with that light Irish accent pointed at Evan.

"Well... maybe he is..." i looked at him and smiled.

The table went silent for a moment as they looked between me and Evan multiple time.

"Yeah... maybe i am...." He mumbled back.

"Oh shit boys you know what that means?!" The darker one yelled as he threw his hands in the air.

"Dammit Evan, being gay and shit," The guy with glasses mumbled as he pulled a ten dollar bill from his pocket. "Here ya' go Marcel, don't spend it all in one place..." He slammed it in front of the other guy.

"Did y-... Did you guys bet on me being gay?!" Evan yelled, his voice cracking on the word gay.

"Yep, and I sure the hell benefitted from it," Marcel sighed holding the dollar bill up against the light making sure it was real.

"Dude, this new dude is probably flipping' the hell out, he's been at the table for two minutes..." Some guy with blue eyes motioned over to me.

My dumbass was snorting trying not to laugh.

"Oh, whoops..." one of them rubbed the back of their neck.

"Well, my name is Marcel, that Asian guy who was tryna booty calm you is Evan, the one with the glasses is Craig, Blue eyes, fifty foot tall over there is ty, the dirty blonde one is Brian, that guy with the nice eyebrows is Brock, the metal mouth is lui, and the guy with the long neck is David," He pointed each of them out as he spoke.

I stopped paying attention he mentioned Evan who was honestly 'DADDY OF MY DREAMS HOLY SHIT'. We were in a deep state with each other, however I was interrupted by a hand against my ear.

"Watch out for David..." Marcel whispered in my ear. "He's fucking stupid."

A/n: Hey, I'm re-writing most of these one shot's because my friend has to be the ultimate hater (just kidding u know I love u and I'm making sure I say that because I like publicly pointing u out so people know I'm not lonely)

~Slug Ass Bitch