Texting That Motherfucker (H2ODelirious X Reader)

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You: Jon

Delly Sandwich: Yes best fren

You: I can tell you anything right?

Delly Sandwich: Anything

You: You have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen

Delly Sandwich: What do you mean

You: Your eyes

You: they're so blue and perfect and pretty

Delly Sandwich: I think your eyes are nice too

You: Your not picking up what i'm putting down are you

Delly Sandwich: ??

You: I like you

Delly Sandwich: I like you too

Delly Sandwich: That why we're friends

You: No, like as in I want you to fuck me

Delly Sandwich: Like a friend with benefits

You; OML UR RETARDED

Delly Sandwich: Don't be mean

Read at 7:07 PM, 6/11/17

Delly Sandwich: I'm fucking with you, i love you too

You: RLLY!!

Delly Sandwich: Yeah!! I liked you before we were friends

You: YAY

Delly Sandwich: Hey my parents aren't home, wanna come over (;

You: oh yEs

Delly Sandwich: What Disney movie you wanna watch

You: BRAVE

Delly Sandwich: BE OVER IN TEN MINUTES AND BRING CANDY I'LL PAY YOU BACK\

You: OKAY I LOVE YOU

Delly Sandwich: I LOVE YOU TOO GET ME A NERD ROPE

You: OKAY LOSER

Delly: BYE (:

You: BYE <3


A/n: i have a bad ear ache SHIT

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