Kenny,Stan,Kyle, and Cartman were standing outside the bus stop like always waiting for the bus to arrive and Kenny phone rang and looked at it and immediately pressed ignored and put it back in his pocket.
"Who was that Kinny?" Cartman asked
"Oh chick I went out with last night,Can't remember her name" Kenny answered
"Went out with?,Or slept with?" Kyle asked
"A little bit of both" Kenny shrugged
Then the bus came and the crazy looking bus driver let them on
Kyle sat next to Stan and Kenny and Cartman sat together next across from them
"Hey Kinny do you have a date tonight or your going to Jack off again" Cartman sheered
"Shut the F(bleep) up Fat ass and what it to you?" Kenny shouted to Cartman
"Because Butters wanted to do something with me,And of course I told the little shit to go and F(bleep) off but now my mom is forcing me to hang out with him,So I thought maybe you could take him off of my hands" Cartman explained
"What why me?" Kenny asked
"Because your Butters best friend" Cartman said
"Because you almost as big whore as the bus driver" Cartman added
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!" The bus driver screamed
"I said that...Um...Paris Hilton is a whore" Cartman quickly thought of
"Oh yes,I suppose she is" The bus driver muttered then looked back to the road
"Anyways so can you take him,Since you swing for both teams" Cartman referring to the fact Kenny is Pan
Kenny thought about it,Which made Kyle mad
"Kenny are you actually thinking about this?" Kyle asked in shock
"Hey,Why?" Kenny answered confused
"Look Butters is way to nice to be yours or anyone's one night stand" Kyle complained
"And beside Butters does seem like the type of person to agree on something like that" Kyle continued
"Yeah, Dude don't do it" Stan agree
"Your only agreeing with the stupid Jew because he you boyfriend" Cartman growled
"He.Is.Not.My.Boyfriend" Stan shouted
Cartman just rolled his eyes and turn back to Kenny
"So will you help me?" Cartman asked
"Sorry,I think Stan and Kyle might be right I'm not going to hurt Butters" Kenny agreed and then walked off the bus when it made a complete stop
"Thanks a lot,Now I have to hang out with the little shit" Cartman growled then walked to class and they followed
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My Innocent Love
FanfictionKenny is know to mess around with girls and guys on some occasions, But when him and Cartman make a deal that involves going out with Butters. What will Kenny do? How will Butters react? And more importantly what will this lead to?
